More than one correct answer?

[Eureka]

Haha, I'm sure it would but I didn't go through the insurer, just dealt with it myself. Lots of towels, a wet/dry vac, space heater, hair dryer and open windows in the hot sun over an extended period of time finally did the trick!

[LLapp]

"Were there no uniforms, there would probably be no armies." — Benjamin Banneker

I like my solution better: Were there no unicorns, there would probably be no Arnies.

[montyb]

"My kids will wake up one day and realize how cool dad is."
— Charlie Sheen

Substitute an “f” for the “c“.