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  • kb83
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    I love this one, added a carriage return for easier reading.

    "Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend."
    — Alexander Pope


    ernests
    August 19, 2020, 4:04 am
    Through twisted syntax and rhymes forc’d we grope
    And thus a poet true is Alex Pope​
    Last edited by kb83; 04-07-2024, 06:16 PM.

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  • Eureka
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    (You are brilliantly funny, kb83. For easier reading, I have put the comment before the quote.)

    kb83
    July 25, 2017, 10:04 am
    There must be a name for this meter. It sounds like the 3rd, 4th, and 5th line of a limerick. How about: He got a degree from Loyola, But wished he could own a Corolla,​

    "If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola." — Strangers with Candy

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  • LLapp
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    "Men, having often abandoned what was visible for the sake of what was uncertain, have not got what they expected, and have lost what they had." — Demetrius Phalereus​

    kb83
    December 18, 2023, 12:02 pm
    An ancient Greek author Phalereus, Had wisdom for those who were serious, You should not aband- on a bird in the hand, To go for a vision delirious.​

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  • LLapp
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    A string of fun comments, ending in a kb83 limerick:


    "What is man's chief enemy? Each man is his own." — Anacharsis Cloots

    Allen
    May 2, 2013, 11:33 am
    Which Anacharsis Cloots was this?

    puzzleme
    August 6, 2014, 7:02 pm
    An 18th century Prussian nobleman, according to Wiki.

    tgreen517
    January 16, 2015, 4:50 pm
    I'd rather be my own chef enemy.

    jimdgar
    September 1, 2016, 9:35 am
    That's why I never win; I'm too evenly matched.

    kb83
    March 13, 2020, 3:35 pm
    Sometimes it is one's name.

    puffybob
    April 13, 2020, 12:03 am
    I thought he was one of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    kb83
    May 23, 2022, 1:21 pm
    A young fellow named Anacharsis, Kept injuring his metatarsus, He found some new shoes, With shouts and "Woo- hoo"s (For him it was quite a catharsis.)

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  • LLapp
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    "This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects, for it redoubles joys, and cuts griefs in half." — Aristotle

    darkyr
    July 13, 2016, 3:29 am
    When in need, talk to yourself. It will get you halfway there.

    kb83
    July 6, 2017, 4:10 am
    It's called degriefing.

    pickleball
    March 24, 2019, 9:17 pm
    i ve been talking to myself for years with no end in sight

    LLapp
    November 28, 2019, 9:44 pm
    I think we are all self-talkers on this site. I post this comment knowing full well that nobody might read it for years, and that's fine.

    gracefulghost
    December 19, 2021, 9:52 am
    LLapp, I've only been posting for like 4 months, and apparently, you're right, I've only gotten one response, and that was from someone who didn't like what I said about a third party.

    Trima
    November 26, 2022, 9:02 pm
    So nice to meet you, Gracefulghost, It's remiss of us to leave you troubled, By careful reading of what you post, May griefs be halved, and our joys doubled.

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  • Deanna48
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    "Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used."
    — Robert Brault​

    kb83
    February 9, 2018, 3:07 am
    A babbling blogger named Brault, Was precious and trite to a fault. What he said was unneeded, And readers all pleaded, Won't you please bring this stuff to a hault?​

    I love this one, LOL!!

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  • Deanna48
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    "Accent is the soul of language - it gives to it both feeling and truth."
    — Jean Jacques Rousseau​

    kb83
    April 1, 2022, 9:38 am
    A philosopher named Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Never just guessed, he just knew so, That with his accent They knew what he meant, And so he urged others to do so.​

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  • LLapp
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    Thanks, kb83, it did feel like channeling!

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  • kb83
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    Originally posted by Eureka View Post
    "Hollywood is not suited for me, and I am not suited for it." — Dr. Seuss


    LLapp
    September 18, 2019, 5:48 pm
    I will not write for Hollywood, I would not live there if I could. I do not care for movie backlots, dog-eat-dog, or mega-jackpots.
    Nice, LLapp, you channeled him-- that's what he should have said.

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  • hrossa
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    It's now in the midden. Joking aside, he's lucky he didn't wind up inside.

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  • Deanna48
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    "Perhaps the strangest thing of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes."
    — Eric T. Bell​

    kb83
    April 9, 2018, 10:29 am
    A brilliant chimpanzee named Walaji Knew well algebraic topology He made a fine model Of a plant-based Klein bottle Then ate it without an apology.​

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  • kb83
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    Originally posted by LLapp View Post
    "All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourselves." — Amelia Edith Huddleston Barr

    kb83
    January 2, 2019, 8:19 am
    Amelia Edith Huddleston Barr Went for a drive in a shiny white car, ...

    letfreedomring
    September 16, 2019, 3:03 pm
    to get to the neighborhood deli. She didn't go in, and continued her spin, going home with her still empty belly.
    Okay, how about (with letfreedomring's permission):

    Amelia drove to the deli
    But outside she found it too smelly,
    She didn't go in,
    But continued her spin,
    Going home with her still empty belly.

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  • LLapp
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    "You can get along very well in this world by simply coming up with a quantity of reasonably valid statements." — B. F. Skinner (March 20, 1904 – August 18, 1990), an American psychologist, author, inventor, social philosopher, and poet.

    kb83
    January 7, 2022, 1:41 pm
    A rat owned by one B. F. Skinner, Had to type poems for his dinner. But he had a hard time, Finding rat words that rhyme, And so he got thinner and thinner.​

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  • LLapp
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    "Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." — Martin Tupper
    Martin Farquhar Tupper (July 17, 1810 in London - November 1889 in Albury, Surrey) was an English writer, and poet, and the author of Proverbial Philosophy.

    dovid1946
    January 29, 2015, 10:24 am
    He also was a peddler, going door to door selling his wares.

    kb83
    March 31, 2023, 12:07 pm
    An itinerant salesman named Tupper, Oft asked if he could stay for supper, And then before partin', He'd fill up his carton, And snap shut its lower and upper.

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  • LLapp
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    (My comment is a quote from a book of children's poems. Skeeter's response is her own.)

    "If you have no enemies you are apt to be in the same predicament in regard to friends." — Elbert Hubbard

    LLapp
    July 14, 2016, 9:07 pm
    "I'm partial to the manatee, which emanates no vanity. It swims amidst anemones, and hasn't any enemies." - Jack Prelutsky

    skeeter
    October 22, 2017, 1:15 pm
    "I'm partial to the cryptoquotes, which offer little anecdotes. They get some yes and some no votes. Their addicts find no antidotes." -- Me.

    badbob
    November 5, 2018, 4:10 am
    nice skeeter. have you ever been to Nantucket?

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