Inspired Poetry

[Eureka]

"Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers. " — George Orwell

bansaisequoia
February 3, 2010, 7:34 pm
This ode is not for shirkers,But earthly common workers, What bliss it is to be on, The level of a peon.

universalmom
January 14, 2013, 10:34 pm
Hahaha...that's awesome

LLapp
December 11, 2014, 7:10 pm
Bansais, did you write that? It's excellent.

skeeter
August 15, 2015, 9:52 am
I wish my pup would be on / The papers meant to peon.

universalmom
January 22, 2016, 1:55 pm
Even better, skeeter!!

abra
June 28, 2016, 2:32 pm
Such poets!! LOL, Skeeter.

[LLapp]

"It takes two to speak truth - One to speak, and another to hear." — Henry David Thoreau

kb83
May 18, 2017, 2:56 am
A one-legged monsieur from France
Asked Carmen Miranda to dance.
Said she 'neath her mango,
"It takes two to tango,
I can back up but you can't advance."

LLapp
January 2, 2019, 3:43 pm
kb83 -- Original, right? Wonderful.

kb83
August 5, 2022, 11:42 am
Yes, LLapp, this was one of my best efforts. I am particularly proud of the implied double meaning "two legs", which is a twist on the usual meaning of the phrase "it takes two".

[LLapp]

(First line in kb83's comment is not part of the limerick; it's meant to correct the spelling of the author's name.)

"Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due." — Domitus Ulpian

kb83
March 9, 2022, 11:59 am
It is Domitius Ulpian. A bright young lad named Domitius, Thought the law would be highly propitious, He studied nonstop And rose to the top But was killed in a manner most vicious.

[LLapp]

"There was a young man of Dundoo, whose limericks stopped at line two." — Anonymous

kb83
October 26, 2014, 9:46 am
But thanks to his friends/ There were no loose ends,/ And so he could start all anew.

CryptoB
October 19, 2018, 8:14 am
He left unafraid, his lines were unmade, and was cited for limerick abuse.

[Eureka]

(Okay, technically this is a song, but I couldn't resist including it. And isn't a song just a poem paired with music?)

"Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - thirty percent of medicine is showbiz." — Ronald Spark

blueladyblue
June 14, 2018, 8:36 am
There's no business like the science or practice of the diagnosis, treatment, and prevention of disease business like no business I know. Everything about it is ahealing, everything that insurance will allow. Nowhere could you get that sickly feeling when you are reeling an extra "ow."

[hrossa]

Oh that is just wonderful darkyr

[Eureka]

(I'm so glad I came across this delightful version of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken"!)

"When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I might have had simply and did not take, my heart is like to break." — Akhenaton

Lurker
July 23, 2013, 4:34 pm
When I did this one, the letters representing the word "look" were "beer". While that made it easier to decide that the double letter should be O, it was very distracting!

montyb
April 25, 2015, 7:17 am
The beer not taken?

badbob
August 15, 2016, 12:12 am
it is obvious that he was looking for beer

darkyr
April 6, 2019, 3:54 pm
So true montyb. May it please the court: Two beers presented on a bar of wood And sorry I could not drink both And be one drinker, long I stood And pondered the first as well I could Of the select ingredients of which it quoth. Then looked the other, just as cold, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was frothy, rich and bold; Though as the ABV foretold, They were really about the same, And both that evening equally dear In bottles frosted and dark. Oh, I kept the first as a second beer! As knowing how beer leads on to beer, I wandered out into the park. I shall be telling this with sigh Somewhere days and days hence: Two beers presented on a bar, and I I took them both to keep me high, And, may it please the court, that is why I peed the fence.

LLapp
July 13, 2019, 1:48 am
Pretty deft adaptation, darkyr. We need to have a poetry festival made out of impromptu poetry in the comments.

[LLapp]

Haiku from kb83. I've changed his slashes to line breaks.

"There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain." — Aeschylus

kb83
May 5, 2022, 10:58 am
Fear can oft be good.
Watching over all of us
Wisdom won from pain.

[Deanna48]

KB83 just penned that one this week!!

[Deanna48]

"When your suffering is a little greater than my suffering I feel that I am a little cruel."
— Antonio Porchia

kb83
March 21, 2023, 12:13 am
Alas, poor Antonio Porchia, His brain went through mental contortia, It's always in vain, All pain and no gain, No wonder he had no consortia.

[Eureka]

"To the real artist in humanity, what are called bad manners are often the most picturesque and significant of all. " — Walt Whitman


blueladyblue
January 30, 2020, 5:07 pm
There once was an artist in humanity when bad manners were conflated with vanity But let's interject With the most picturesque and significant of all: it's insanity.

[LLapp]

Kb83 ends it with a pun on being and nothingness...


"Being is. Being is in-itself. Being is what it is." — Jean-Paul Sartre

kb83
January 9, 2020, 4:50 pm
A philosopher much existential.
Has boiled it down to the essential.
Being is what it is,
and not what it's not
And nothing is more consequential.

[Fudi]

"Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus."
— Susan Longacre


kb83
October 7, 2015, 4:24 am
I tried to jump over a cactus/ My quadruceps needed the practus./ I'd no cause to fear it/ But soon lost my spirit / With my corpus no longer intactus.
LLapp
April 20, 2016, 7:44 am
kb83, what an amazing limerick!! I googled each line and found nothing, so I'm guessing that you wrote it. Wonderful!
marnita
October 27, 2016, 2:36 pm
That has got to be one of the best limericks ever!
BoggyBoots
December 26, 2016, 2:56 pm
Great KB
kat
August 2, 2017, 4:08 am
Way to go kb83! So well done!
kb83
November 10, 2017, 9:30 am
Guilty as charged.
echo
March 2, 2019, 7:42 pm
Love it, kb!!
Eureka
July 13, 2020, 3:12 pm
Nice, kb83! You are our unofficial poet laureate.

[LLapp]

"A man of business may talk of philosophy; a man who has none may practice it." — Alexander Pope

killdozer
October 23, 2018, 1:30 pm
Pope was saying that people who have nothing are free to actually put philosophical ideas into practice rather than just talk about it.

kb83
November 12, 2021, 1:51 pm
Thanks, killdozer. While businessmen use ethics in their speech, The one with naught doth practice what they preach.

[Eureka]

(Okay, this isn't actually a poem, but it does describe montyb's poetry writing method. And it made me laugh.)

"How does the poet transform his banal thoughts into such stunning forms, into beauty?" — Joyce Carol Oates

montyb
November 13, 2018, 1:51 am
I do so in my poetic writings by meditating on the myriad rhyming combinations for "Nantucket".