Want to play a game???

[imported_Lurker]

She showed Hugh the object in her hand as soon as she was in the car. "I got it!"

[fishbum]

There it was. The tiny golden idol glistening in the bright moonlight.

[MSunshine]

Want to play a game?

Take a right at the next light, we gotta get far away before they see it's gone.

[imported_Lurker]

"Eerie," Annette commented, turning the idol in her hand, "how it reflects moonlight in the middle of the day."

[smoochie222]

Yearning for a safe place to hide, Annette watches as the sky switches to a rainbow.

[imported_Lurker]

"Wow, I hit my head harder than I thought," she moaned. "This thing had better be worth the concussion."

[MSunshine]

"Now, now" said Hugh, you'll feel better when we get home."

[pootie49]

"Erm, Hugh, if we are heading home, why did I spend the night in that house with the really annoying door?!?"

[smoochie222]

Right now we have to get away, we can discuss your night in Trump Tower when we are safely out of the Big Apple.

[fishbum]

Every cop in New York will be looking for us. Let's get a long way from here. I want to go some place where it's warm. How about Key Largo?

[pootie49]

Oh you want to go where its warm...I suggest Canada, where they have muskox.

[smoochie222]

"Xenophobia isn't a Canadian trait so if you promise to explain why the sky is a complete rainbow, why there are yuccas on the sidewalk, and why the heck this inimitable idol is so interesting then to Canada and the muskox!"

[pootie49]

Xylographers even, would have a hard time figuring out and etching into wood, this convoluted tale of Annette and Hugh and the muskox.

[opallady]

"X marks the spot!," exclaimed Annette, peering at her Canadian map.

[imported_Lurker]

"Prince Edward Island?" Hugh asked in disbelief. "I know we have to lay low, but can we lay low somewhere a little closer to - I don't know - ANYTHING?"