best excuses for not solving a puzzle

[staret]

I use outside sources on quotes that I can't figure out but it kills your time especially on very famous people so you have to be very patient.I don't do it very often and you couldn't don it on all quotes because some of them don't have the name of the authors.

[contrary]

The mailman arrived.

[staret]

my favorite excuse is that I overpaid my internet bill and they cut it off so I wouldn't pay so much. One time I somehow had two cryptos together and one made it and the other didn't before they cut off my service

[bansaisequoia]

Impossible Dream

My solving was interrupted when I had to go counsel Paris Hilton. I tried to talk her out of living a life of excess, debauchery, sleazery and stupidity. Rumor has it that she has singlehandedly developed an Eighth Deadly Sin.



Alas, all my efforts were in vain, and regretfully, I realized I should have stuck to that cryptogram.

[smoochie222]