Fun stuff -- word related or not, ramblings, junk, whatever.

[RussDNails]

I'm sitting here at 4am playing Wordtwist and a centipede the size of a small cat just ran right under my feet. I swear to god my heart stopped for a few seconds, I'm like "what the hell was that"......ran it down and mashed it good........

[bwt1213]

When I was a kid, there was something called "Tom Swifties". Some examples will give you the idea:
"That shark took off both arms below the elbow," Tom said, off-handedly.
"The turtle beat the hare," Tom said, slowly.
"Sugar, honey, or treacle?" Tom asked, sweetly.
"The 747 has crashed," Tom explained.
"Throw the letters away," Tom said dismissively.

Come on. You have more and better. And if you want to talk about the kids or the volume of weeds in your yard or the heat and humidity, this is the place. And don't forget the bugs.