Obnoxiously difficult quotes

[Deanna48]

"Presents, I often say, endear absents. "
— Charles Lamb

[Fudi]

"Men dream of courtship, but in wedlock wake. "
— Alexander Pope

[Deanna48]

"O jealousy! thou magnifier of trifles."
— Johann Friedrich von Schiller

[Deanna48]

"If pedestrian obstacle your path, tootle horn melodiously."
— Japanese guide for English-speaking drivers

[Deanna48]

"One kind word can warm 3 winter months. "
— Proverb

[Deanna48]

"Where there are no swamps there are no frogs."
— German proverb

[Deanna48]

"In solitude, be a multitude to thyself."
— George Herbert

[Deanna48]

"And say my glory was I had such friends. "
— William Butler Yeats

[Deanna48]

"Learn as much by writing as by reading."
— Lord Acton

[Deanna48]

"It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."
— James Thurber

[Deanna48]

"THINK. Think about your appearance, associations, actions, ambitions, accomplishment. "
— Thomas J. Watson

[Learn_The_Cube]

"Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard I." And the roman numerals were words

[Deanna48]

"God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion."
— Elbert Hubbard

[Deanna48]

"What do nudists wear on casual Fridays?"
— Unattributed

[mistyswiss]

"Nor aught availed him now to have built in heaven high towers; nor did he scrape by all his engines, but was headlong sent with his industrious crew to build in hell. "
— John Milton

If you try to solve a crypto in Hell, it will certainly be a John Milton quote.