The Twisted Wishes Game!!

[chriscrojam]

Your wish is granted, however Brendan Fraser ate some 2,000 year old mummy chili and has horrible gas.

I wish I could talk to animals!

Granted. However when you reach the top you slip and fall off the other side and on the way down you have alot of time to think and you cant stop wondering why did Brendan Fraser have that many scarab beetles in his pants anywayyyyyyyyyy...thud!

I wish I was one of the scarab beetles in Brendan Fraser's pants.

Granted. But Brandon Fraser was there filming "The Mummy XII" and he wouldn't stop pestering you and you had to spend your entire vacation with him and he wouldn't stop talking about all the scarab beetles running around in his pants to which you constantly replied, "You know, if the Egyptians had had duct tape, the Sphinx would still have a nose."



I wish I could climb Mount Everest.

Granted...but in the year 2365.

I wish I could go to Egypt to see the great pyramids.

Granted... but you went to Florence Henderson and she explained to you that the Uffizi is in Italy.

I wish the Minnesota Vikings would win the Super Bowl.

[pajarito7]

Granted, but the word gets out and there are a lot of men in black standing in your driveway.

I wish I could go to Florence to see the Uffizi

Granted, however you went to bed and forgot to set it back to normal and woke up weighing four pounds.

I wish I could fly, without any mechanical aid.

Granted

Granted, but the person who cleans it has terrible body odor, so it is left clean and stinky.

I wish I could control my metabolism at will without changes to my diet or level of physical activity.

[imported_Lurker]

Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

Granted. However when you start playing, you are cited by the local constabulary for noise violation and they are confiscated.

I wish I knew how to spell rythum rithum ruthm er rithim?

Your wish is my command

@fishbum: Granted. I will ignore your post on Thursday, November 17, 2033. Mark your calendar.



@countessofmontecrypto: Granted. But the fetor of Zombie Elvis will have all spectators immediately scrambling to exit the auditorium.



I wish I had a pair of bongos.

[countessofmontecrypto]

I don't see any wish here, so I'm just going to include my wish: I wish I could have seen Elvis perform in person.

[fishbum]

Your wish is granted, but now they will go on your sidewalk.

I wish you would ignore this post.

[imported_Lurker]

Granted, but they're whole cherries. Pits included.

I wish birds went somewhere other than on clean cars.

[hopetheturtle]

Granted but the world's gone deaf so, there is none to enjoy your skill.
I wish I had a scone with cherries in it!