The Twisted Wishes Game!!

[pootie49]

Okay, as promised another game, this one is a bit tricky but just read the examples and
being the brainiacs you all are shouldnt be a problem...have fun!!

Twisted Wishes

This is another game that's kind of fun. It goes like this: one person wishes for something, then the next person to post grants the wish, but adds a twist/downfall to it, then they make their own wish.

Example:
1st person:
I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.
2nd person:
Granted. Only he's 85 now and is drooling on his shirt.
I wish I had magical powers.
3rd person:
Granted! However, your apartment is now full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats.
I wish I lived in a mansion.
4th person:
Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.
Etc.


Remember dont let this interfere with why we are here. To solve and have fun.
Anyone can play. Lets keep it clean, please. I say that more for Lily and I than anyone, LOL

Ok I will start...

I wish summer would end, its too hot.

(The next person will start with Granted, and a downfall to that wish.
then make a wish of their own.
I never repeat myself you know lol. )

[WidowMaker]

Granted, but take out your shovel, twenty inches of snow is predicted

i wish i had my power to move great objects back

[Lily H]

Granted, but everybody you know will always be asking for help whenever they need to move a refrigerator or a piano.

I wish I could win the lottery and retire.

[smoochie222]

Granted but you have to move to Palm Desert

I wish I could see the Great Wall of China

[bansaisequoia]

nyuk nyuk nyuk

Granted! Through the miracle of Google Images!



I wish I had a job.

[pajarito7]

Granted, but it's on a cruise ship to Antartica and you'll lose your top ten standing due to poor internet availability.


I wish I had grandchildren.

[pootie49]

Granted. But you end up with septuplets and are left alone to babysit.




I wish I could play the piano.

[hopetheturtle]

Granted but the world's gone deaf so, there is none to enjoy your skill.
I wish I had a scone with cherries in it!

[imported_Lurker]

Granted, but they're whole cherries. Pits included.

I wish birds went somewhere other than on clean cars.

[fishbum]

Your wish is granted, but now they will go on your sidewalk.

I wish you would ignore this post.

[countessofmontecrypto]

I don't see any wish here, so I'm just going to include my wish: I wish I could have seen Elvis perform in person.

[bansaisequoia]

Your wish is my command

@fishbum: Granted. I will ignore your post on Thursday, November 17, 2033. Mark your calendar.



@countessofmontecrypto: Granted. But the fetor of Zombie Elvis will have all spectators immediately scrambling to exit the auditorium.



I wish I had a pair of bongos.

[pootie49]

Granted. However when you start playing, you are cited by the local constabulary for noise violation and they are confiscated.

I wish I knew how to spell rythum rithum ruthm er rithim?

[imported_Lurker]

Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

[debzhaus]

Granted

Granted, but the person who cleans it has terrible body odor, so it is left clean and stinky.

I wish I could control my metabolism at will without changes to my diet or level of physical activity.