Quotes/Puzzles You May Never Have To Solve

[abra]

You've probably already did solve this one. It's here but it's funny, so I'll add it.

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”

[wvwoman]

i've never had that one--very funny!!!

[Lurker]

Men in Black

For a silly little blockbuster, there are two excellent quotes from Tommy Lee Jones (K). They're part of the same monologue, but on two related topics.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

"A thousand years ago, everybody knew as a fact that the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

[mikehallbackhoe]

"well, I guess I'm with you fellers" brother where art thou

[bansaisequoia]

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that’s why you couldn’t tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell. 
”
― Jarod Kintz

[Barnabas]

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

[insomniac]

"I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket." -Sherlock, BBC.

[abra]

I adore Sherlock.

[ddph]

To abra's quote I am reminded of a story. An All Star catcher was walking down the street when he saw a baby falling out of a window. He made a perfect catch. Unfortunately, he threw a perfect strike to second base.

[insomniac]

I adore Sherlock.

It is quite addictive.

[montyb]

Nudibranchs

Nudibranchs are marine molluscs of the class gastropoda, which includes snail and slugs. They possess a shell in the larval stage, but soon lose it. The term "nudibranch" translates as "naked gill". Most species are extremely colorful.

[insomniac]

Nifty! I just added that line as a tag so people wouldn't expect me to hold court at length about them.