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So, here's the rule I'd propose: If you could see yourself using the word because it perfectly captured something that English never had, then accept it every time. Oont, for example. Though if you look it up you find several other uses for "oont" in English dialects. I could never see myself using "aro", or even "aromantic" and I don't think it describes anyone better than the term "cold fish". Nor can I see myself or anyone else using "AAD" or "AAM" or "ABE". Toss them all out.
There is something to be said for allowing dialectical words in. Sometimes they enrich English in unexpected ways. But there is a difference between a "Welsh" or "Cornish" or "Scottish" or "Irish" dialect and a "Tyneside" dialect, whatever that is. I wouldn't allow the latter, nor would I allow Cockney slang in. If something is "New Zealand South Island slang for --" then toss it. And in my home town there were words borrowed from Chippewa ("waaah" with more and more of the "a" to amplify the meaning of "big") and terms like "panky" to describe snow that, when struck with the flat of a shovel made a "pank" sound. And corn snow and rice snow and sand snow and dust snow -- and you get the idea. There were dozens of words to describe snow, because snow was constant and you could see it every month of the year. But just because Yuppers made a word for it doesn't mean it's really a word. Water vapor condensed out of an intensely cold clear blue-black sky and falling at noon in cupcake-sized clumps is beautiful and you'll probably never see it, but any word for it doesn't deserve a place in an English language dictionary. And you wouldn't want to live somewhere where the day's high temperature was -20 F anyway. Yes, the Northern Lights do really sing and you really can hear them, like sleigh bells far away. But if we created a word for that, it would have no meaning for almost anyone. That word doesn't deserve a dictionary entry. The experience is something else.
I want a completely regularized English language. If there is a verb, then an "er", "r", or "or" ending should always be allowed. NO exceptions. If there is a gerund, it's a NOUN and there must ALWAYS be plurals. Arguments to the contrary are stupidly wrong. Exceptions to rules make for an unwieldy and awkward language. Get rid of the exceptions. I stand on that hill and have planted my flag.
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