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  • #76
    "Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs. "
    — Horace Walpole

    bansaisequoia
    July 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
    That's cruelty to butterflies.

    mokonabarb
    September 28, 2014, 3:34 am
    nice, bansaisequoia!

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    • #77
      "Today's news was published by word of mouth in the streets of ancient Athens. "
      — Unattributed

      bansaisequoia
      July 9, 2010, 3:36 pm
      How did the ancient Athenians know what was going to happen in the 21st Century? Was it the Oracle of Delphi?

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      • #78
        "Duty is heavier than a mountain, death lighter than a feather."
        — Jordan

        analogy88
        July 1, 2010, 11:10 pm
        couldn't figure ot duty! Haha

        bansaisequoia
        February 13, 2011, 4:10 am
        I couldn't figure ot "ot."

        pootie49
        June 19, 2012, 3:26 pm
        LOL

        (As of this date, bansai has held the record of 13 seconds since April 29, 2010)

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        • #79
          "Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question."
          — Unattributed

          LiveLoveLaugh
          November 8, 2009, 12:52 pm
          Ban are they referring to you?

          bansaisequoia
          April 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
          Me and everyone else on this site. We all sometimes solve one before we've really had a chance to read it and fully comprehend it.

          (A humble and generous response. As of this date, Bansai has held the record of 10 seconds since July 29, 2011.)

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          • #80
            "The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy."
            — Angelina Jolie

            bansaisequoia
            April 14, 2012, 7:05 pm
            I'm crazy and I should be committed.
            wvwoman
            February 23, 2013, 10:18 am
            i have documented joseph's statement on the above date---we WILL need to refer to it at some point!
            abra
            April 5, 2017, 2:08 pm
            Ha, funny.
            blueladyblue
            April 3, 2018, 8:04 am
            I knew it! I had my suspicions...

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            • #81
              "There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money. "
              — Samuel Johnson


              bansaisequoia
              July 12, 2009, 10:52 pm
              Evidently, he lived centuries before Bernie Madoff.
              opallady
              September 3, 2009, 8:38 pm
              I can think of LOTS of ways to get money uninnocently.
              dovid1946
              December 11, 2014, 12:05 pm
              this is at the dawn of the age of capitalism

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              • #82
                "If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees."
                — Hal Borland

                bansaisequoia
                January 17, 2010, 6:45 pm
                Some of my best drinking buddies are ents.
                montyb
                May 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
                Cheers, Treebeard.
                bansaisequoia
                October 1, 2012, 7:09 pm
                Someday, I'll buy you an ent-draught at one of our watering holes, monty.
                maradnu
                November 23, 2013, 8:03 am
                They are good listeners, but lousy conversationalists.

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                • #83
                  "First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, I believe, three times." — Norman Vincent Peale

                  questionauthority
                  May 12, 2009, 9:32 pm
                  "I believe" what????

                  bansaisequoia
                  July 8, 2009, 2:21 pm
                  Just blindly say it. Don't question authority, questionauthority.

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