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  • #61
    "It is through the cracks in our brains that ecstasy creeps in."
    — Logan Pearsall Smith

    May 10, 2010, 2:03 am
    Are there two drug references in this quote?


    • #62
      "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. "
      — Ann Landers

      July 4, 2009, 6:37 pm
      But if kat admires you, you're pretty good.

      June 1, 2018, 4:32 am
      9 years later I am seeing Bansai's comment.

      February 12, 2019, 12:24 pm
      Awww, kat, that's fun that you found it.


      • #63
        "Isn't it marvelous how those scientists know the names of all those stars? "
        — Unattributed

        May 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
        Like Betelgeuse, Procyon, Antares, Fomalhaut and Torcularis Septentrionalis?

        July 3, 2012, 1:46 pm
        um yup those!

        July 30, 2012, 10:05 pm
        Don't forget Altair, Deneb, Algol, Arturus, Barnard's star, Spica, Wolf 359. Yes there really is a Wolf 359, but we're a few centuries from meeting the Borg there.

        December 27, 2014, 9:27 am
        The Borg are here on Earth! Yes! There's Bjorn Borg, and Sven Borg and Annika Borg and Haakon Borg and Kirsten Borg...

        (Bansai held the record of 11 seconds on this quote from September 26, 2010 until Lacross Sticks beat him by 1 second on November 7, 2018.)


        • #64
          "What a wonderful thing it is to be sure of one's faith!"
          — George Frederick Handel

          June 16, 2009, 11:28 pm
          |: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! :| |: For the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! :| For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth. |: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! :| The kingdom of this world Is become the kingdom of our Lord, And of His Christ, and of His Christ; And He shall reign for ever and ever, For ever and ever, forever and ever, King of kings, and Lord of lords, |: King of kings, and Lord of lords, :| And Lord of lords, And He shall reign, And He shall reign forever and ever, King of kings, forever and ever, And Lord of lords, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And He shall reign forever and ever, |: King of kings! and Lord of lords! :| And He shall reign forever and ever, King of kings! and Lord of lords! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
          December 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
          Meh...just because you're sure of something doesn't mean it's right. Hitler was sure he was right.
          June 3, 2011, 4:50 pm
          bansai? you just checking how many words you can fit in comments?
          March 18, 2012, 10:58 pm
          ...and did you know it by heart, or did you look it up?
          November 14, 2012, 7:53 pm
          Bansai is loosing it...
          December 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
          Did I unloose it upon you? Bazinga!
          January 15, 2013, 10:46 pm
          Handel's Messiah is still highly regarded
          June 7, 2013, 7:45 am
          Not religious, yet I like that piece as much as any. Oddly though, the quote is lost on me.
          June 16, 2013, 7:41 pm
          I could probably still sing the bass part from memory, and I haven't done so since high school.
          September 6, 2013, 10:22 pm
          Monty, I can provide the alto and piano/organ.....and I have 2 sisters who can do the soprano and descant! My father did the tenor, and a brother had the bass down perfectly.. What wonderful memories that brings to mind. Thanks, Bansai.
          October 23, 2013, 3:38 pm
          I love the Hallelujah chorus, both to sing and to listen to.
          March 12, 2015, 11:41 am
          "Can you sing the Hallelujah Chorus." "Oh, I can Handel it."
          November 26, 2015, 11:45 am
          I'll be singing the alto part in about two weeks.
          December 25, 2015, 10:22 am
          Handel's Messiah always strengthens my faith every time I either sing it or hear it sung.
          May 20, 2016, 4:25 pm
          oddcouple, I feel the same way. On npr they had a thread asking what music performance at any time in history you'd give anything to hear live. For me, it would be the first performance ever of the Messiah. Can you imagine how astonishing it must have been?
          November 21, 2016, 7:17 pm
          I took my kids to see Messiah when they were about 4 and 10, in a church with hard wooden seats. It was the Portland Baroque Orchestra, with period instruments. I was amazed, considering the length (3 hours!) and the repetition (see Bansai's comment), but they were very good and enjoyed it. I would never do that to them again. A recording is fine. But the PBO is really amazing, thank you Monica Huggett.
          October 25, 2017, 6:55 pm
          Thanks, Bansai. As I read your words, the music sang in my head. I eagerly buy tickets for Handel's Messiah every year, and weep when hearing it. I must be getting old. And like Marnita, I sang alto. Wonderful memories. Thank God for them.
          January 2, 2018, 11:45 am
          Over 50 years ago I used to sing Handel's Mesiah (alto) in a chorus. Still remember every note, every word. And I'm an atheist. And PianoMan, you're 100% right.
          January 21, 2018, 4:33 pm
          It's a much better feeling to be free of faith.
          April 8, 2018, 11:15 am
          I heartily agree with this quote.
          June 20, 2018, 8:27 pm
          I wonder how pootie might have responded to Andy's rants if she were still with us.
          October 16, 2018, 1:54 pm
          I think she and Bansai had a friendly and nice relationship. Her comment to him was good natured. It would have been interesting to hear what she'd say to Andy.


          • #65

            "The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at."
            — Anna Russell

            (I've posted this because I thought it was nice that we've got Bansai holding the record for so long ... and one of his alter egos holding 2nd place right afterwards ... and then nanrich coming in 3rd ... all at 10 seconds. Previous Top Solvers For This Puzzle

            # Player Date Solve Time
            1. bonsaisequoia February 4, 2010 10 seconds
            2. bansaisequoia July 10, 2013 10 seconds
            3. nanrich November 3, 2015 10 seconds
            4. damsel22 May 29, 2016 11 seconds
            5. munchlet November 14, 2018 12 seconds
            6. DMVJDCPA August 19, 2019 12 seconds
            7. Lurker September 5, 2012 13 seconds
            8. xenia November 3, 2019 13 seconds
            9. Lily H September 12, 2019 14 seconds
            10. Deanna48 October 31, 2019 14 seconds
            11. Annamariah March 30, 2016 16 seconds
            12. LLapp June 13, 2019 16 seconds
            13. kokumo January 12, 2016 17 seconds
            14. caa May 6, 2016 17 seconds
            15. kb83 July 27, 2016 18 seconds
            16. GramBow September 11, 2017 18 seconds
            17. gryhnd51 October 6, 2018 18 seconds
            18. Disturbed1 April 16, 2019 18 seconds
            19. katmadu May 11, 2013 19 seconds
            20. figmo November 5, 2008 20 seconds


            • #66
              "If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. "
              — Zig Ziglar

              August 25, 2012, 7:26 pm
              Who is this "bansaisequoia" person who solved this in 8 seconds?

              October 9, 2013, 12:51 pm
              If you have to ask, you haven't spent much time here.

              November 16, 2014, 7:30 am
              . . ninashreiber, bansai is like the wind . . a thief in the night . . the hint of oregano in your stew . . a bird on wing . . a God of crypto's . . .

              May 7, 2015, 8:32 am
              The hint of oregano in your stew - JD that's awesome!

              (Bansai held the 8 second record from July 27, 2011 until January 21, 2020, when Descifrador beat him by 1 second.)


              • #67
                "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
                — Jiddu Krishnamurti

                March 7, 2010, 3:54 pm
                Thus, I am maladaptive.
                July 24, 2012, 6:27 pm
                The butterflies in my stomach, caused by anomie and angst, are actually signs of good health.
                January 19, 2013, 11:40 pm
                Anomie and Angst--who'll ever forget'em?
                February 2, 2015, 3:11 am
                Those butterflies are the sign of a bad diet.


                • #68
                  "In golf, one minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa."
                  — Mac O'Grady

                  July 2, 2012, 4:05 am
                  Actually, I think it's like watching the paint dry on the Mona Lisa.
                  September 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
                  i had 'sleeping'---made sense to me!
                  November 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
                  Golf-the sport for gophers....
                  December 25, 2012, 4:23 pm
                  they should built abasketbll court, so we could shoot a couple of baskets while waiting for the next guy to hit the ball. Actually it might take a whole Laker basketball game before the3 ball goes in to the hole. GO LAKERS
                  January 25, 2013, 8:14 pm
                  Bansai is right, and I had 'sleeping', too.
                  July 5, 2013, 7:52 pm
                  yikes...486 long, long seconds.
                  October 9, 2014, 2:30 pm
                  I had "sleeping" too. made more sense to me, also.
                  November 3, 2014, 1:43 pm
                  December 2, 2014, 3:41 pm
                  I had "sleeping," and then "bleeping" -- which made a LOT more sense for golf.
                  November 27, 2016, 6:44 pm
                  Again, I thought he was sleeping.
                  April 2, 2017, 12:57 am
                  Well I plan to go hemorrhage later today.
                  April 18, 2018, 4:23 am
                  Be careful out there, monty!


                  • #69
                    "How does it happen, Maecenas, that no one is content with that lot of which he has chosen or which chance has thrown his way, but praises those who follow a different course? "
                    — Horace

                    May 4, 2010, 1:03 pm
                    Maecenas -- not a common name

                    September 5, 2010, 4:29 pm
                    He used to tour with Kenny Logginus.

                    November 10, 2014, 5:00 am
                    Ha ha, Bansai, four years later.

                    September 25, 2015, 4:38 pm
                    And bansai is still funny, five years later

                    January 2, 2019, 6:16 pm
                    That really was funny, bansai.


                    • #70
                      "I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."
                      — James Thurber


                      June 13, 2011, 4:23 am
                      I think I've disturbed at least four psychologists, and two of them had Ivy League doctorates hanging on their walls. And I only went to these sessions at the behest of my family. Eventually, I refused to go, when I realized that they had spent as much as it would have cost to pay room, board and tuition at a state school to earn a Bachelor's Degree in engineering.


                      • #71
                        Wow indeed, abra. That one, above, is sadly revealing. I hope he saw this response to something else he wrote, below:

                        "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
                        — Edgard Varese

                        October 12, 2009, 2:41 pm
                        For his 15th birthday, young Frank Zappa asked his parents for the money to make a long distance phone call to this French-born avant-garde composer, who then resided in New York. Varese was not at home, but Zappa did speak to his wife. Unfortunately, the composer died in 1965, just a year before Zappa cut his first album. Zappa was never able to meet this idol during his lifetime.
                        June 22, 2015, 12:24 am
                        I love the comment by bansaisequoia because I always remember that Zappa loved Varese. In fact, it prompted me to buy a couple Varese albums. My son (much more of a musical genius than I) ADORES Varese. (Although I will say I think his quote is kind of trite.)


                        • #72
                          "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." — Carl Sagan

                          January 10, 2011, 6:52 pm
                          I have a Carl Sagan t-shirt with this quote. I purchased it on eBay.

                          November 19, 2013, 5:20 pm
                          I sold it to him.

                          As of today, bansai has held the 10-second record on this quote for more than 9 years. He commented the same day he set the record.


                          • #73
                            (This one just made me giggle.)

                            "The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of their blood. "
                            — Logan Pearsall Smith

                            October 13, 2009, 4:50 pm
                            That's crazy talk, ya cocky young whippersnapper.


                            • #74
                              "Who has skill in the art of music is of good temperament and fitted for all things. "
                              — Martin Luther

                              May 22, 2010, 12:45 am
                              Wouldn't it be interesting if he had lived to see Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, Donnie Wahlberg, Ozzy Osbourne and Axl Rose?


                              • #75
                                "Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. "
                                — Unattributed

                                September 13, 2009, 2:17 am
                                This quotation makes no sense whatsoever!!! The person who said this is insane!!!

                                September 24, 2009, 1:01 am
                                Ha Ha!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                November 11, 2009, 4:30 pm

                                January 14, 2010, 3:43 pm
                                Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                January 30, 2011, 5:34 am