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[LLapp]

Poetry from CryptoBee

(I've broken my own "no editing" rule and added line breaks to CryptoBee's single-paragraph comment, because to me it read like a finished poem. I couldn't help it, and I promise I changed nothing else.)

"Maybe some of today's papers have too many 'feel-good' features, but there is a lot of good news out there." —- Ben Bradlee

CryptoBee
October 8, 2018, 2:35 pm
I moved out of the newspaper business
in the nineties.
It has been suffering a slow,
strangling death
for the last twenty years.
Even I read it online these days.

No more,
the 6 am crash
against the front door,
the flattened flower beds,
the broken pottery
on the front porch,

all suffered for the
wonderful little package
that brought the world
to the kitchen table
to be savored
over a cup o joe.

[LLapp]

Hill areas, indeed


"Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist." — Edgar Watson Howe

fishbum
July 30, 2015, 9:01 am
"The Lord alps those who alp themselves"...Groucho Marx

darkyr
April 6, 2016, 8:49 am
Alp! I'm dying over here in the foothills!

interactiveleaf
November 1, 2016, 6:35 am
Alps aren't just funny, guys. They're hill areas.

abra
February 16, 2017, 5:41 pm
Wow, interactiveleaf!! That was really good.

kb83
March 29, 2017, 4:45 am
I am glad I am not the butte of this joke.

Persephone59
April 29, 2018, 12:01 pm
I mesa well leave this alone.

skyystorm
July 30, 2018, 5:06 am
To summit up, I'm glad I had a peak at these comments.

[LLapp]

"We lost because we told ourselves we lost. " — Leo Tolstoy

bansaisequoia
April 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
Doesn't this sound more like something a basketball coach would say?

montyb
July 26, 2012, 12:53 pm
I'm not certain. As Fyodor Dostoyevsky once said, "Just wait 'til next year."

Queethebean
August 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
But as Chekhov always said, "it ain't over til its over".

bansaisequoia
July 12, 2013, 5:30 am
Or, as Yogi Berra said, "If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once."

montyb
June 17, 2015, 1:28 pm
That Yogi always cracks me up with his malapropisms.

[montyb]

"A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen."
— Paul Valery

badbob
August 23, 2016, 2:38 am
he looks like Walt Disney

badbob
January 5, 2018, 8:13 am
he still looks llike Walt Disney

abra
July 4, 2018, 3:01 pm
I don't see that. Maybe someone should paint it.

[LLapp]

"It's no fun feeling your thoughts are being controlled by an electrode, and someone else is holding the clicker." — Alice Weaver Flaherty

blueladyblue
September 8, 2018, 7:30 am
I'm not sure I agree with...click...wow, it's such a beautiful da...click...solving this cryptoi puzz...click... then afterward I'll finish the book I'm reading and...click...a modern take on "I think I'm going craz…" What clicker?

[oddcouple]

Ted Striker: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

silveryaspen
June 15, 2009, 3:30 pm
sounds like something out of an old Humphrey Bogart movie, too
bansaisequoia
June 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
Ted Striker is definitely the name of a character from "Airplane."
Altoid701
July 8, 2009, 8:56 pm
Hahahahaha. I love this movie!
DuckEverlasting
February 14, 2011, 9:09 pm
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Lurker
February 23, 2011, 9:01 pm
And don't call me Shirley!
fishbum
March 15, 2012, 7:51 pm
"Go out there and win one for the Zipper." It should probably be "it was worse...".
Altoid701
November 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
dmford60
January 16, 2014, 4:30 pm
It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether.
abra
February 5, 2015, 11:50 am
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
LLapp
April 15, 2016, 9:39 am
This public Facebook post shows excerpts from "Zero Hour!," the film whose rights the "Airplane!" creators purchased -- for reasons that quickly become obvious when you watch the clips. (link)
vintage38
November 10, 2018, 4:23 am
31 seconds
Altoid701
January 25, 2019, 1:27 am
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[LLapp]

"The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol." — Mignon McLaughlin

bansaisequoia
January 30, 2012, 7:20 pm
It must have been the Vodka talking when she wrote that.

cuji70
October 11, 2013, 6:14 am
Gotten me through 33 years of marriage

skoogie2
August 11, 2014, 5:08 am
So true! I've always maintained that that was the reason!

fishbum
March 30, 2016, 6:46 am
cuji70 and skoogie2 are married?

[LLapp]

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." —— Napoleon Bonaparte

montyb
March 19, 2014, 2:54 pm
At last -- immortality!

[munchlet]

"If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you. "
— Dorothy Parker

LLapp
January 25, 2016, 10:33 pm
This quote has stayed with me for years. I think it's one her most profound observations. You rarely see a published writer acknowledge that their book is the best they could do; there is usually a little bit of "Well, I could have put more detail in this chapter but I had to attend to X instead" -- but no, the truth is that it was the best they could do, and that is just so hard to accept. Because the yearning to write is almost always so much grander and more beautiful than the finished product. And that's what grieves the writer. Oh damn, I left my book-editing job a few months ago, and I miss taking care of my authors.

maradnu
August 31, 2016, 10:07 am
A writer once said that a poem is never completed, it is only abandoned. True for most any writing. You write, then rewrite, and if you are ever satisfied, you are deluded.

[montyb]

"Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it."
— Seneca

LLapp
June 26, 2018, 11:26 am
Clearly the Stoics never imagined the suffering of solving a cryptogram with only one E.

[oddcouple]

"If you want a wise answer, ask a reasonable question. "
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


bansaisequoia
July 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Can The Rock make a god so big, even he can't lift it?
maradnu
September 25, 2012, 7:14 pm
42
JenDiaz72
January 19, 2015, 11:38 am
How many licks does take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
dovid1946
March 21, 2015, 5:07 am
who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? would pout the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong
montyb
June 25, 2015, 4:48 pm
Hey folks, see maradnu's answer above.
kb83
June 19, 2017, 2:23 am
Was it an answer or a question?
fishbum
April 16, 2018, 8:28 am
It was a wise answer to "How many days in 6 weeks?"
LLapp
May 12, 2018, 12:51 pm
Are we here yet?
lertsek
August 15, 2018, 5:10 pm
How do you spell IOU?
newatcryptos
August 19, 2018, 2:29 pm
What color was George Washington's white horse?

[Eureka]

I agree, Roxanne's cat taking over the keyboard, priceless!! (actually posted by LLapp, so I can't take any credit for it)

[montyb]

A Great Example of the Teamwork of Cryptogrammers

"Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self evident. "
— Arthur Schopenhauer

montyb on October 23rd, 2013
What a silly idea.

universalmom on February 12th, 2014
I oppose it.

Quizzical on April 18th, 2014
I"ll bite. It should be perfectly clear.

[opallady]

(Eureka's post) Roxanne: ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Eureka]

Guillaume Apollinaire

"We cannot carry our father's corpse with us everywhere we go."

Lily H on May 24th, 2011
Why would anyone want to do that?

abra on June 13th, 2012
Nor would we want to. EWWWW.

cellophane on August 6th, 2012
morbid

momof7 on February 24th, 2013
It might start to stink after a day or two.

harmiger on May 9th, 2013
But we do take his ashes everytime we move

gryhnd51 on August 21st, 2013
Perhaps "corpse" is a merely a reference to your father's reputation?

jnoodles on September 1st, 2013
I know exactly what this means and have been doing this since before Dad died. No more. I hope.

SippyGirl on September 9th, 2013
without context, this sounds pretty gruesome

dovid1946 on January 18th, 2015
sounds like the idea for a movie- sequel to 'weekend at Bernie's'

jval on January 30th, 2015
Maybe if we carry his past advice and love, it would be easier to move around.

abra on November 12th, 2015
I know he doesn't mean this literally, it's just more fun to discuss that way.

darkyr on May 17th, 2016
I usually just set him outside on the curb when I run into the 7-Eleven.

nelnose on May 22nd, 2016
Only if he's been cremated.

maradnu on January 7th, 2017
How about if I have him cremated and carry the ashes? Or would I just be making an ash of myself.

Jalapenoman on February 25th, 2017
Dad weighed about fifty pounds more than me, so I have to use a wheelbarrow.

Old Alto on March 26th, 2017
I did for a while, but found it hard to keep a job.

letfreedomring on March 27th, 2017
gryhnd51 seems to have nailed the meaning of this quote. at least, I agree....

LLapp on April 14th, 2017
This is what the coat check room is for.

kb83 on June 14th, 2017
This reminds me of the movie "Little Miss Sunshine", (Abigail Breslin), when Alan Arkin (the grandpa) dies suddenly and they have to take him along in the van to make the Little Miss Sunshine pageant in time. This is one of the funniest movies ever!

skeeter on October 20th, 2017
Because it would be a lot of dead weight.

badbob on May 19th, 2018
weekend at bernie's

DrCryptell on June 24th, 2018
Too heavy unless we use a wheelbarrow, but how could we ride the underground with it?

lertsek on June 30th, 2018
You could use the diamond lanes on the freeway