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  • LLapp
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    "Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks." — John Donne

    wvwoman
    July 24, 2012, 12:19 pm
    oh, he was the sweet talker!

    chopstix
    December 21, 2012, 3:34 am
    I hope he only used this poem once.

    maradnu
    September 11, 2013, 8:43 am
    The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
    by Christopher Marlowe 1599
    Come live with me and be my love,
    And we will all the pleasures prove
    That valleys, groves, hills, and fields
    Woods or steepy mountain yields

    And we will sit upon the rocks,
    Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
    By shallow rivers to whose falls
    Melodious birds sing madrigals.

    And I will make thee beds of roses
    And a thousand fragrant posies,
    A cap of flower, and a kirtle
    Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;

    A gown made of the finest wool
    Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
    Fair lined slippers for the cold
    With buckles of the purest gold;

    A belt of straw and ivy buds,
    With coral clasps and amber studs;
    And if these pleasures may thee move,
    Come live with me and be my love.

    The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing
    For thy delight each May morning:
    If these delights thy mind may move,
    Then live with me and be my love.

    The Nymph's Reply to the Shepherd
    by Sir Walter Raleigh 1600
    If all the world and love were young,
    And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
    These pretty pleasures might me move
    To live with thee and be thy love.

    Time drives the flocks from field to fold,
    When rivers rage and rocks grow cold;
    And Philomel becometh dumb;
    The rest complain of cares to come.

    The flowers do fade, and wanton fields
    To wayward winter reckoning yields;
    A honey tongue, a heart of gall,
    Is fancy's spring, but sorrow's fall.

    Thy gowns, thy shoes, thy bed of roses,
    Thy cap, thy kirtle, and thy posies,
    Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten,
    In folly ripe, in reason rotten.

    Thy belt of straw and ivy buds,
    Thy coral clasps and amber studs,
    All these in me no means can move
    To come to thee and be thy love.

    But could youth last and love still breed,
    Had joys no date nor age no need,
    Then these delights my mind might move
    To live with thee and be thy love.

    montyb
    September 12, 2014, 2:42 pm
    Seems like a roundabout way of asking a girl to go fishing.

    abra
    June 26, 2017, 6:43 pm
    I don't care how fancy the hooks and lines are, if I have to catch fish for your dinner every night, no thanks.

    mmfs83
    August 18, 2017, 9:18 am
    It sounds kind of kinky to me. I think I'd say "no thank you".

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  • LLapp
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    "The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men." — Homer

    montyb
    July 24, 2014, 3:10 am
    Just like the NSA.

    dovid1946
    December 11, 2014, 6:01 am
    but unlike the NSA, the gods copulate with mortals

    montyb
    February 6, 2015, 1:41 pm
    And the NSA doesn't???

    marnita
    September 7, 2015, 4:58 pm
    The Secret Service certainly does.

    abra
    November 22, 2015, 4:08 pm
    Interesting thoughts.

    kb83
    February 22, 2017, 10:57 am
    Only on this site, could NSA be equated with the gods. I feel truly blessed.

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  • Eureka
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    Never a good idea, but even more so during our current crisis. Nuh UH, indeed!

    "Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you."
    — Aristophanes

    rose5
    January 25, 2019, 5:29 am
    The first cryptogram I have solved which mentions Zeus.

    abra
    February 7, 2019, 1:46 pm
    Open you mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise. Straight from Aristophanes to my childhood.

    Disturbed1
    August 27, 2019, 12:51 pm
    I had no idea that Aristophanes was such a prankster.

    LLapp
    November 19, 2019, 10:53 pm
    From somewhere deep inside me, my childhood voice said "Nuh UH!"

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  • montyb
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    "It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it. "
    — Edgar Watson Howe

    nevadasmith68
    September 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
    How did this guy ever invent the sewing machine?

    Hash
    February 12, 2015, 7:26 am
    Elias Howe is not the same person as is Edgar Howe.

    LLapp
    October 2, 2016, 5:46 pm
    That's correct. Edgar Howe was the founder of the Cold Clams franchise at Redondo Beach.

    Roxanne
    March 12, 2017, 5:40 am
    Elias Howe invented the machine that sews two halves of a clamshell together, which was much appreciated by all who do not like sandy fried clams. When he was praised for his invention, he merely said "shucks."

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  • oddcouple
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    "The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
    — Gilbert Chesterton


    maradnu
    April 14, 2009, 12:56 am
    They have not gotten me yet.
    banzaisequoia
    December 31, 2009, 11:39 pm
    They're coming to take me away! Ha! Ha!
    matarisa
    July 19, 2011, 3:22 pm
    I'm biting my tongue.
    kb77
    September 12, 2011, 2:19 am
    theyll never take me alive!!!
    montyb
    July 31, 2012, 2:16 am
    I'm going back to my room now, Nurse Ratched.
    wvwoman
    September 5, 2012, 1:37 am
    ...to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...
    harmiger
    June 26, 2013, 2:13 pm
    But only the men, we women are free to do as we believe.
    universalmom
    April 22, 2014, 6:46 am
    He's just being pouty...look at his expression
    kb83
    September 12, 2014, 8:12 am
    He has the most entries in the book of "Senior Moments".
    puzzleme
    May 12, 2015, 7:06 am
    This photo makes him appear to be speaking from experience.
    LLapp
    June 16, 2017, 2:17 pm
    ...and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats...
    maradnu
    October 15, 2018, 5:23 am
    Self deprecating humor can lead them astray.

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  • oddcouple
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    "I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus."
    — Albert Einstein


    puzzleme
    October 20, 2013, 10:51 am
    I can relate to that.
    dovid1946
    May 26, 2015, 4:46 am
    it's all relative
    LLapp
    March 17, 2016, 6:40 pm
    Sad.
    BriddlesBob
    April 28, 2016, 8:38 pm
    Albert use to attend all kinds of family reunions, claiming he was a relative.
    emtonsti
    March 24, 2017, 10:28 am

    Marboy
    March 25, 2017, 4:27 pm
    You energy, unless you travel faster than the speed of ight - then you matter! (I may have this the wrong way round but I like it anyway!
    maradnu
    July 14, 2017, 3:20 pm
    I'm still a couple clowns short of a circus.
    lainecap
    August 12, 2017, 3:27 pm
    Did you hear about the magician walking down the street who turned into a drugstore.
    DrCryptell
    January 17, 2018, 7:32 pm
    and when he opens a door it becomes ajar
    BriddlesBob
    April 17, 2018, 2:17 am
    no, but I heard about the magician traveling down the street with a young lady and turned her into a motel
    DonnaIrene
    September 18, 2018, 2:44 am
    He's complaining about the fact that when he went anywhere, people recognized him and things turned into a circus. But his friend Robert Berks said, "But deep down, if he really hadn’t wanted any publicity, he would have gotten his hair cut and worn ordinary suits."

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  • oddcouple
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    "A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends. "
    — Lord Byron


    silveryaspen
    May 8, 2009, 9:01 pm
    when the man betrays the wife and the mistress another woman ... the betrayal undermines all three and none remain friends!
    kjmcaj
    April 3, 2013, 5:45 pm
    here-here !!!
    Allen
    July 7, 2013, 1:45 pm
    There, there.
    maradnu
    December 5, 2013, 11:07 am
    Where? Where?
    abracadebra
    February 7, 2015, 4:45 am
    Here a mistress, there a mistress, everywhere a mistress, but yet they stay nowhere.
    zenith
    May 8, 2015, 4:46 am
    Ha funny thread, people!
    judy100
    December 1, 2016, 8:17 am
    He learned from his love affairs.
    DrCryptell
    August 23, 2018, 4:25 pm
    What if your mistress wallpapers your house? Is she a friend or a paper layer?
    jbb33054
    February 26, 2020, 8:39 am
    57

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  • oddcouple
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    "There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it"
    — George Bernard Shaw


    Kgun5
    April 29, 2013, 3:37 pm
    Missing its period.
    Lurker
    June 24, 2013, 6:31 pm
    Compared to some of the other mistakes around here, I'm willing to live without one dot of punctuation at the end.
    puzzleme
    August 23, 2013, 12:41 am
    I thought perhaps it was just pregnant with meaning.
    chopstix
    September 15, 2013, 3:38 pm
    An excellent observation puzzleme!
    cindidido
    February 26, 2014, 4:45 am
    Pity anyone who is finds satisfaction in this manner and is disappointed otherwise.
    insomniac
    April 15, 2015, 9:09 pm
    Not many people don't object to being hanged. I don't think there is any record of an execution by hanging where the person being executed went "WHEEE!!" as s/he dropped.
    abra
    June 16, 2015, 9:54 am
    I can't get no satisfaction...
    badbob
    February 26, 2017, 8:43 pm
    who invented the trap door?
    DaveR
    October 3, 2018, 6:29 am
    A masochist met a sadist. The masochist asked if the sadist can beat him up. The sadist, with a gleam in his eye, answered; "NO."
    Altoid701
    January 22, 2019, 4:46 am
    This is another quote that seems to be repeated on the site. I got this earlier today and it had different comments.
    MissKitty
    February 8, 2019, 2:46 pm
    Kilroy 26
    Disturbed1
    April 30, 2019, 1:21 pm
    Is there satisfaction in hanging a man who does object to it? I've never tried.
    DrCryptell
    December 11, 2019, 5:51 am
    Shoot me, Baby, and after the funeral I'll treat you to a steak dinner.

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  • oddcouple
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    Classic Monty

    "It is only through timidity that states are lost. "
    — Voltaire

    puzzler86
    March 31, 2014, 7:14 pm
    44 seconds
    JD_1947
    December 11, 2014, 3:49 am
    . . . okay . . .I guess . . .
    maradnu
    August 22, 2016, 3:20 pm
    No, the third reich was not lost through timidity, but rather through greed and arrogance.
    Jalapenoman
    January 18, 2017, 2:05 pm
    They just announced on the news that no one can find Delaware! Can someone please check lost and found?
    montyb
    December 24, 2017, 2:38 am
    I would, but I'm a little timid.
    abra
    December 31, 2017, 2:58 pm
    Very funny.

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  • oddcouple
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    "Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend. "
    — Walter Savage Landor

    cryptoleon
    May 17, 2012, 6:43 am
    women like wine need to age to be fully appreciated.
    rotorguru
    January 16, 2014, 9:56 am
    and also when you hit them on the head.
    JD_1947
    January 12, 2015, 1:56 am
    Women, like finger nails, . . . !
    marnita
    April 9, 2016, 4:12 am
    But nails do not lose their effectiveness when you hit them on the head.
    zenith
    July 20, 2018, 11:18 am
    But nails dont "lose their direction" - they just go where you hit them
    LLapp
    October 14, 2018, 7:36 pm
    Let's face it, this is a dumb simile.
    killdozer
    December 27, 2018, 5:55 pm
    Am I driven or am I just hammered?
    Persephone59
    April 23, 2019, 3:58 pm
    Whichever it is, killdozer, you made me smile.

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  • LLapp
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    "What matters is this: you can look at a scar and see hurt, or you can look at a scar and see healing. Try to understand." — Sherri Reynolds

    puffybob
    January 3, 2015, 7:14 am
    I'm going to start adding "Try to understand" after all my wise pronouncements.

    jval
    March 29, 2015, 6:05 am
    Or you can look at a scar and see that you did a stupid thing once when removing a baked potato from the oven. Try to understand.

    skeeter
    March 27, 2017, 7:07 am
    A New Yorker cartoon showed that dogs add, after everything they're thinking, "and what's THAT you're eating?".

    Eureka
    October 30, 2018, 4:05 am
    I understand how dangerous baked potatoes can be, jval.

    Synonymous
    March 3, 2020, 7:14 pm
    Eureka, does baked potatoes = Weapons of mashed destruction?

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  • LLapp
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    Timely wisdom from William James & darkyr...

    "Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our vital resources are than we had supposed." — William James

    darkyr
    May 22, 2017, 9:16 am
    Sometimes those things show us how little we have prepared.

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  • mistyswiss
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    "Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts. "
    — Alfred Lord Tennyson

    montyb
    March 12, 2012, 11:05 pm
    Thank goodness for daylight saving time. Now my thoughts are an hour ahead of a fool's reading.

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  • montyb
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    "Is any man free except the one who can pass his life as he pleases? "
    — Aulus Persius Flaccus

    jimdgar
    March 3, 2017, 10:38 am
    Yeah, yeah, rub it in.

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  • oddcouple
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    "I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more."
    — Henry Ward Beecher

    octopunchy
    November 13, 2012, 4:50 pm
    But I thought Dr. Sun has had his license revoked for giving all those people skin cancer...
    locodad
    May 3, 2013, 2:05 pm
    i LIKE YOUR COMMENT OCTOPUNCHY, LOL.
    LLapp
    November 12, 2014, 5:40 am
    Pretty weird quote, coming from a guy who looked like a zombie.
    dovid1946
    December 13, 2014, 5:46 am
    Wasn't he the leader of Korea?
    kb83
    March 21, 2016, 4:15 am
    dovid1946, I thought he (Dr. Sun More) might have been a Korean practictioner of the time.
    oddcouple
    July 10, 2016, 12:16 am
    On the other hand, if you consulted with Dr. Sun Myung Moon, you could have ended up in a cult.
    abra
    October 13, 2016, 5:22 pm
    He certainly doesn't look like he got a lot of sun.
    mmfs83
    February 24, 2017, 8:50 am
    I wonder if he wore a speedo.
    skeeter
    April 5, 2017, 12:55 pm
    Thanks a lot, mmfs83, for painting a picture I can't erase from my mind. Brrrr.
    Persephone59
    April 30, 2018, 6:16 pm
    His alabaster skin blinded one, in the sunlight, as he glistened with lake water after taking a dip to better show off his tight red Speedo... no wonder women swooned at him. Heh.
    KSSprague
    September 5, 2018, 6:13 pm
    Too funny! You are all so clever! Thanks for the laughs.
    No2son
    April 21, 2019, 9:29 pm
    Aspirin Man!
    Eureka
    August 9, 2019, 8:46 pm
    LOL octopunchy!

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