Classic Comments on the Quote

[LLapp]

"Three things drive a man outdoors; smoke, a leaking roof and a scolding wife." — Proverb

chopstix
May 8, 2013, 6:24 pm
"The roof's leaking AGAIN 'cause ya didn't patch it good last time!" she exclaimed after lighting up.

[Eureka]

(This is my tribute to the infamous Bob Hope bank quote because I think the glitch disappeared during the last update of this site. Some of the new players will not realize that a particular Bob Hope quote kept popping up at such regular intervals that it became a running joke. The quote is "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." The frequency of its appearance kept us all entertained for years.)

"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there." — Bob Hope

Elephino
March 15, 2022, 8:20 pm
For some reason I thought this was going to describe what a bank is

kb83
May 28, 2022, 11:11 pm
Based on this web site, I think the right place was a bank.

hrossa
September 22, 2023, 5:34 pm
^ LOL! Too good a point.

Sleepyshirley
November 24, 2024, 6:39 pm
I've forgotten the words of the bank one, it's about time for it to appear again.

[LLapp]

"People who have little to do are excessive talkers." — Proverb

Lily H
April 27, 2013, 2:50 am
And when they call you, it's very hard to get them off the phone when you're busy solving cryptograms!

montyb
January 24, 2015, 10:29 am
Darn! My phone is ringing. I'll be right ba.........

darkyr
February 8, 2017, 7:44 am
Whew! Just got off the phone with montyb. I called him by mistake but, man can he talk.

trailcook
March 25, 2017, 3:21 am
it takes TWO darkyr. What's your number?

montyb
December 2, 2019, 2:18 pm
It was your own doing, Darkyr. You never should have asked, “What’s up?”.

[Eureka]

(Long live Snoopy and the Red Baron!)

"The aggressive spirit, the offensive, is the chief thing everywhere in war, and the air is no exception." — Baron Manfred von Richthofen

LiveLoveLaugh
May 2, 2010, 11:55 pm
The RED BARON

LLapp
October 3, 2016, 4:29 pm
Really? This is Snoopy's nemesis?

jimdgar
February 3, 2017, 6:54 am
"Cure you, Red Baron" - Snoopy

montyb
February 20, 2017, 5:31 pm
I didn't know the Baron was ill.

darkyr
August 31, 2017, 10:24 am
I guess he has an aspirin gun on his doghouse. blat-blat-blat...

bigdave
October 12, 2018, 10:06 am
Sure, LLapp, I know cuz it's in the song by the Royal Guardsmen.

jimdgar
May 23, 2023, 3:26 pm
I don't recall what joke I was trying to make with "Cure you". It culdn't have been a mispelinng; I nevr mispel.

montyb
April 5, 2024, 10:02 pm
Jimdgar, I believe you were going for the line, "Curse you, Red Baron!"

[LLapp]

Eureka's comment is the most deft fix I've ever seen in a thread that was devolving into another hair-splitting discussion of Einstein's spiritual beliefs.


"The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not." — Albert Einstein

peejay
October 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
And this from an atheist?

bansaisequoia
October 22, 2009, 3:50 pm
'I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings'--Albert Einstein

WRQ9
October 4, 2012, 7:20 pm
Atheism and Godlessness are sometimes very different circumstances. The denial of what is, is insanity.

haverwench
January 19, 2013, 9:20 pm
That quotation doesn't express either atheism or godlessness. It describes Deism.

wvwoman
April 18, 2014, 5:49 pm
i had "religious" instead of "malicious"--thought it sounded weird, but that's not a new concept with some quotes!

Lurker
May 16, 2014, 1:20 pm
I had religious too until I realized some letters are doubled. It does kind of make sense. God isn't religious, the people are. Added a bunch of time, though.

LLapp
March 29, 2016, 8:10 pm
Yup, me too. And I wonder why anyone would think Einstein was an atheist.

abra
June 14, 2019, 2:35 am
I tried religious too, but the red letters we have now, quickly pointed out my error.

Phil Srobeighn
October 29, 2019, 8:35 am
The lawn man is subtle, but policiaus he is fat.

Eureka
February 25, 2020, 11:31 am
Phil, I believe the "p" should be capitalized. Policiaus was Einstein's neighbor. In his defense, he was not so much fat as big boned. And the lawn man was indeed subtle. Sometimes you couldn't even tell he'd mowed the lawn, although he claimed he had.

[LLapp]

"A man is only a leader when a follower stands beside him." — Mark Brouwer

montyb
March 10, 2012, 4:00 pm
If he's beside you, is he really a follower?

kb83
December 17, 2015, 10:53 am
I thought that too, montyb. But maybe you want to know whether your followers are still following?

LLapp
November 17, 2016, 7:06 am
I think he means when the followers and their roles are seen as having dignity equal to the leader and the leader's role.

kahvecowgirl
July 6, 2020, 6:12 pm
I just think Mark lived in a world where everyone walked sideways.

[Eureka]

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will." — Homer Simpson

beerfan95
November 25, 2012, 1:02 am
It is sad that it took me so long to solve this.

montyb
December 27, 2012, 10:05 pm
I got more of a chuckle from beerfan's comment. Thanks, beerfan95!

puzzleme
March 2, 2017, 4:40 pm
beerfan, you rock! And, yes, it is a little sad.

hrossa
August 1, 2021, 6:45 pm
Beerfan was thinking outside the box, er, can.

[Eureka]

(Speaking of long conversations, here is a 15 year conversation that is quite charming.)

"Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes. " — Robert Louis Stevenson

maradnu
May 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
Nothing like a British spelling to throw a slight curve.

opallady
July 15, 2009, 10:55 pm
Why not throw in a kerb or tyre while we're at it?

Highpoint
November 28, 2014, 11:15 am
What are the British spellings? "Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes." is all American spelling.

abra
December 30, 2014, 2:57 pm
I wonder too. I'm thinking maybe "checkered" was spelled with a Q, and it's been edited.

SwampySox
August 30, 2016, 8:53 am
I'll check on this.

SippyGurl
November 29, 2016, 8:08 am
thinking the same, abra

kb83
July 19, 2017, 3:38 am
If you split up, then your disputes are exchequered.

abra
January 22, 2018, 5:25 pm
I see so many couples in restaurants now that spend their evening looking at their phones. They may only have the disputes and not the conversation.

mmfs83
June 23, 2018, 9:30 am
My fingers kept hitting the wrong letters.

LLapp
November 21, 2018, 12:14 pm
This quote is wonderfully accurate.

318WOZ
March 25, 2019, 10:56 am
When my wife and I get to go on a date, we usually don't use our phones for much at all, but if I ever pull mine out I actually feel weird.

jbb33054
October 27, 2019, 8:20 am
102

abra
May 20, 2020, 10:32 pm
Good for you, 318WOZ. Trying to figure out what to call you for short ) . 318 or WOZ.

318WOZ
July 2, 2020, 7:05 am
I don't know. It's one of those monikers that I didn't originally expect to use much--I just needed some user name. It goes back to an extremely simple experience I had in junior high school once. Either abbreviation is fine by me.

abra
July 11, 2020, 5:50 pm
I think I saw someone else call you WOZ, so I'll go with that.

xlr8r
August 22, 2020, 11:39 am
Looks like abra gets this quote a lot and I think this is the second time I've seen it this month. I'm surprised abra is not on the leader board, WOZ is.

Wordigo
August 26, 2020, 3:55 pm
The worst alternative is for celibacy to be one long conversation checkered by marriages.

abra
November 18, 2020, 1:37 am
abra's slow.

lesliecomelastly
December 24, 2020, 6:11 am
I'd say, 'A bad marriage is one long conversation etc... ' I guess Robert had a bad view of marriage. And that's sorta too bad.

mohamm1
June 23, 2021, 7:16 pm
Some marriages are one long dispute... ALL marriages are an opportunity to get feedback about areas in which one needs to heal, or grow (mature), or gain control over automatic emotional reactions.

Wordigo
August 5, 2022, 3:57 pm
A relationship with no disagreement would be very boring.

318WOZ
May 1, 2024, 9:17 pm
Oh, Abra, I would love to converse with you more--perhaps in several decades, after I've crossed that threshold also. For the record, I feel like I do not have a great screen name. In a junior high school French class, a girl who sat in front of me turned around once and wrote the title of a Cranberries song on my desk: ZOMBIE. Because she was turned around and wrote it right-side-up for her, it was upside down for me, so all I saw was 318WOZ, and I had no idea what it meant. Then she explained. I think it's a good song. I suppose if someone doesn't like me, they can call me a "zombie", which probably isn't flattering in any way, but on the bright side I've never seen anyone else use it as an identifier.

Synonymous
May 12, 2024, 10:40 am
^Nice! Both the tribute to abra and the story.

[LLapp]

"Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own." — Raoul Vaneigem

badbob
March 16, 2018, 12:06 pm
maybe this guy invented Mad-Libs

Roxanne
July 16, 2018, 1:50 am
If he did, the quote would be "Ideally a porpoise would have no tutu to it, and the dentist would have to synchronize his frisky."

[Synonymous]

That is precious!! LOL!

[LLapp]

"When you leave a beautiful place, you carry it with you wherever you go." — Alexandra Stoddard

tpittman44
October 28, 2018, 12:02 am
I guess she is talking about the towels we put in our suitcases upon departure.

[LLapp]

"I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being." — Confucius

defeaterdefeater
October 23, 2013, 4:35 pm
This sounds a little more like Wayne Dyer than Confucius.

universalmom
January 27, 2014, 9:20 am
Or Tony Robbins.

abra
October 4, 2015, 2:12 pm
Even a "Confucius say", wouldn't make this sound like Confucius.

Quickly
April 21, 2016, 12:52 pm
yeah, this ain't Confucius. too individualistic.

DonnaIrene
May 7, 2018, 12:00 am
It's from a 1980 commencement address by Alan Alda, who probably finds it hilarious that it's now ascribed to Confucius.

darkyr
June 20, 2018, 5:33 am
Maybe, deep at the center of Alan Alda's being, Confucius rents a room.

Eureka
April 1, 2023, 10:11 pm
LOL darkyr

kb83
August 28, 2023, 6:06 pm
This was from a commencement speech by Confucius to the graduating class of "Great Wall University" in 500 BCE. (Sorry, Just made that up.)

[LLapp]

Thank you, rasbury!


"Art arises when the secret vision of the artist and the manifestation of nature agree to find new shapes." — Khalil Gibran

LLapp
January 4, 2017, 4:36 pm
Even for Gibran, this seems more abstract than necessary. I wonder how he talked to his dry cleaner.

rasbury
December 2, 2021, 1:12 pm
"Please get your secret vision as a alchemical professional to agree with the manifestation of the natural qualities of the wool and the chemical properties of the miraculous human inventions of machinery and transformative processes on my humble coat. And if you don't get those stains out, I'm not paying you."

[LLapp]

"History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters in between." — Sarah Vowell

fredsevent
May 18, 2012, 6:15 am
If she were on Wheel of Fortune, it might seem inappropriate for another contestant to ask - "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat".

kb83
September 12, 2017, 2:04 am
Yes, it would not be consonant with the rules of the show.

[LLapp]

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." — Tay Hohoff

kb83
September 17, 2014, 5:36 pm
A cat welcoming you is special just because a cat doesn't dispense affection lightly.

marnita
September 27, 2015, 12:46 pm
Cats are more subtle than dogs with their welcoming, but it is no less genuine.

Roxanne
February 29, 2016, 11:56 pm
Good evening, folks, welcome, would you like to curl up for a nap before you order, or shall I call over the waiter? Hello, everyone, hope you're enjoying the upholstery. I'm Mittens, I'll be your server tonight. Our specials of the day are Mariner's Catch, Sea Captain's Choice, Sailor's Desire, and Admiral's Prerogative...

Andy451
December 16, 2022, 9:19 pm
"Roxanne! You don't have to put on the red light!" -- Shhting

Fudi
September 27, 2023, 3:14 pm
And a miss! (Finishing Andy451's thoughts.)

nelnose
April 10, 2024, 4:47 pm
When my cats come in they look me in the eye and meow to me. I have it down to two reasons why they do that. They’re either saying thank you or they’re announcing their entrance and want me to say thank you.