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  • (Eureka's post) Roxanne: ROFLMAO!!!!!


    • A Great Example of the Teamwork of Cryptogrammers

      "Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self evident. "
      — Arthur Schopenhauer

      montyb on October 23rd, 2013
      What a silly idea.

      universalmom on February 12th, 2014
      I oppose it.

      Quizzical on April 18th, 2014
      I"ll bite. It should be perfectly clear.
      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein


      • I agree, Roxanne's cat taking over the keyboard, priceless!! (actually posted by LLapp, so I can't take any credit for it)


        • "If you want a wise answer, ask a reasonable question. "
          — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          July 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
          Can The Rock make a god so big, even he can't lift it?
          September 25, 2012, 7:14 pm
          January 19, 2015, 11:38 am
          How many licks does take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
          March 21, 2015, 5:07 am
          who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop? would pout the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong
          June 25, 2015, 4:48 pm
          Hey folks, see maradnu's answer above.
          June 19, 2017, 2:23 am
          Was it an answer or a question?
          April 16, 2018, 8:28 am
          It was a wise answer to "How many days in 6 weeks?"
          May 12, 2018, 12:51 pm
          Are we here yet?
          August 15, 2018, 5:10 pm
          How do you spell IOU?
          August 19, 2018, 2:29 pm
          What color was George Washington's white horse?


          • "Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it."
            — Seneca

            June 26, 2018, 11:26 am
            Clearly the Stoics never imagined the suffering of solving a cryptogram with only one E.
            "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein


            • "If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you. "
              — Dorothy Parker

              January 25, 2016, 10:33 pm
              This quote has stayed with me for years. I think it's one her most profound observations. You rarely see a published writer acknowledge that their book is the best they could do; there is usually a little bit of "Well, I could have put more detail in this chapter but I had to attend to X instead" -- but no, the truth is that it was the best they could do, and that is just so hard to accept. Because the yearning to write is almost always so much grander and more beautiful than the finished product. And that's what grieves the writer. Oh damn, I left my book-editing job a few months ago, and I miss taking care of my authors.

              August 31, 2016, 10:07 am
              A writer once said that a poem is never completed, it is only abandoned. True for most any writing. You write, then rewrite, and if you are ever satisfied, you are deluded.


              • "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." —— Napoleon Bonaparte

                March 19, 2014, 2:54 pm
                At last -- immortality!
                Last edited by LLapp; 03-05-2019, 10:46 PM.


                • "The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol." — Mignon McLaughlin

                  January 30, 2012, 7:20 pm
                  It must have been the Vodka talking when she wrote that.

                  October 11, 2013, 6:14 am
                  Gotten me through 33 years of marriage

                  August 11, 2014, 5:08 am
                  So true! I've always maintained that that was the reason!

                  March 30, 2016, 6:46 am
                  cuji70 and skoogie2 are married?


                  • Ted Striker: It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

                    June 15, 2009, 3:30 pm
                    sounds like something out of an old Humphrey Bogart movie, too
                    June 20, 2009, 11:04 pm
                    Ted Striker is definitely the name of a character from "Airplane."
                    July 8, 2009, 8:56 pm
                    Hahahahaha. I love this movie!
                    February 14, 2011, 9:09 pm
                    I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
                    February 23, 2011, 9:01 pm
                    And don't call me Shirley!
                    March 15, 2012, 7:51 pm
                    "Go out there and win one for the Zipper." It should probably be "it was worse...".
                    November 16, 2012, 1:46 am
                    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
                    January 16, 2014, 4:30 pm
                    It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether.
                    February 5, 2015, 11:50 am
                    It's an entirely different kind of flying.
                    April 15, 2016, 9:39 am
                    This public Facebook post shows excerpts from "Zero Hour!," the film whose rights the "Airplane!" creators purchased -- for reasons that quickly become obvious when you watch the clips. (link)
                    November 10, 2018, 4:23 am
                    31 seconds
                    January 25, 2019, 1:27 am
                    Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
                    Last edited by oddcouple; 03-10-2019, 09:06 AM.


                    • "It's no fun feeling your thoughts are being controlled by an electrode, and someone else is holding the clicker." — Alice Weaver Flaherty

                      September 8, 2018, 7:30 am
                      I'm not sure I agree, it's such a beautiful this cryptoi then afterward I'll finish the book I'm reading modern take on "I think I'm going craz…" What clicker?


                      • "A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen."
                        — Paul Valery

                        August 23, 2016, 2:38 am
                        he looks like Walt Disney

                        January 5, 2018, 8:13 am
                        he still looks llike Walt Disney

                        July 4, 2018, 3:01 pm
                        I don't see that. Maybe someone should paint it.
                        "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein


                        • "We lost because we told ourselves we lost. " — Leo Tolstoy

                          April 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
                          Doesn't this sound more like something a basketball coach would say?

                          July 26, 2012, 12:53 pm
                          I'm not certain. As Fyodor Dostoyevsky once said, "Just wait 'til next year."

                          August 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
                          But as Chekhov always said, "it ain't over til its over".

                          July 12, 2013, 5:30 am
                          Or, as Yogi Berra said, "If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once."

                          June 17, 2015, 1:28 pm
                          That Yogi always cracks me up with his malapropisms.


                          • Hill areas, indeed

                            "Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist." — Edgar Watson Howe

                            July 30, 2015, 9:01 am
                            "The Lord alps those who alp themselves"...Groucho Marx

                            April 6, 2016, 8:49 am
                            Alp! I'm dying over here in the foothills!

                            November 1, 2016, 6:35 am
                            Alps aren't just funny, guys. They're hill areas.

                            February 16, 2017, 5:41 pm
                            Wow, interactiveleaf!! That was really good.

                            March 29, 2017, 4:45 am
                            I am glad I am not the butte of this joke.

                            April 29, 2018, 12:01 pm
                            I mesa well leave this alone.

                            July 30, 2018, 5:06 am
                            To summit up, I'm glad I had a peak at these comments.


                            • Poetry from CryptoBee

                              (I've broken my own "no editing" rule and added line breaks to CryptoBee poetic comment. I couldn't help it, and I promise I changed nothing else.)

                              "Maybe some of today's papers have too many 'feel-good' features, but there is a lot of good news out there." —- Ben Bradlee

                              October 8, 2018, 2:35 pm
                              I moved out of the newspaper business
                              in the nineties.
                              It has been suffering a slow,
                              strangling death
                              for the last twenty years.
                              Even I read it online these days.

                              No more,
                              the 6 am crash
                              against the front door,
                              the flattened flower beds,
                              the broken pottery
                              on the front porch,

                              all suffered for the
                              wonderful little package
                              that brought the world
                              to the kitchen table
                              to be savored
                              over a cup o joe.
                              Last edited by LLapp; 03-22-2019, 01:30 AM. Reason: Tinkering with line breaks.


                              • I love where this thread wound up!

                                "Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book." — Madonna

                                September 26, 2009, 11:44 pm
                                You can be a bookworm and a raving nymphomaniac simultaneously, you know

                                November 17, 2009, 11:38 pm
                                Like George Sand, Gertrude Stein or Anais Nin?

                                February 18, 2010, 1:54 am
                                The fact that she uses her body to make money does not indicate strong sexual appetite - any more than a prostitute is a nymphomaniac.

                                April 26, 2012, 2:10 am
                                Some of us don't think about you at all.

                                August 15, 2012, 9:25 am
                                I agree, Abra. Anyone who starts off with "Everyone probably thinks..." is an egomaniac

                                February 8, 2013, 11:44 am
                                She sold herself to the public, and made her conditions clear. She has no more credibility on the subject than anybody else!

                                April 16, 2013, 3:53 am
                                There are more comments on this page than on any other page I've seen! She wins!

                                November 10, 2014, 5:24 pm
                                People think about you what you show them. Show them something else...and they'll think something else about you.

                                October 27, 2015, 12:19 pm
                                My first thought this time around was, "I wonder why they would think that". I agree with Cherylab.

                                June 22, 2016, 12:23 pm
                                Kudos for pushing the envelope Madonna.

                                September 5, 2016, 6:02 pm
                                If I ever said, "Everyone probably thinks I'm a raving nymphomaniac," it would get quite a laugh.

                                December 20, 2016, 6:11 am
                                Of course you realize, if they are still alive, anyone whose quote appears here may also be a member of this site. Will the real Madonna please step up? We have some important questions we need answered.

                                October 30, 2018, 4:13 pm
                                I’m here, darkyr.

                                November 14, 2018, 5:54 am
                                This is a Fred Rogers quote, not Madonna. Please change!