I think this is an appropriate time to say we need to talk about the philosopher in the room.
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"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
— Gilbert Chesterton
maradnu on 2009-04-25 00:52:55
I might like cheese, but I ain't writing a poem about it.
bansaisequoia on 2010-01-15 02:17:03
I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as a Brie.
LiveLoveLaugh on 2010-02-22 23:14:13
Cheddar Mozarella Provalone Feta Brie Cambenbert Roqfort Gorgonzola Cambazola Carcacivallo Parmesan Cottage Ricotta Swiss Romano Gouda Fontina cheese cheese glorious cheese
bansaisequoia on 2011-01-03 05:11:47
Camembert is round, not square, when I'm if France, I'll eat it there. Mozzarella from the land of Tarantella. Feta from the land of Greece, gee, I'd love to munch a piece. Some might think England far better, to let us munch a hunk of cheddar. Holey cheese is really bliss, thank you for that all you Swiss. Gouda's yummy in my hands, thank you for that Netherlands. At my next wine & cheese party, I'll serve Danish Cream Havarti.
beerfan95 on 2011-05-14 04:17:09
I should right a poem about Stilton and barley wine.
matarisa on 2011-07-05 17:50:49
Mascarpone 's not baloney.
Lobelia on 2011-11-11 12:15:12
great poem bansaisequoia
universalmom on 2012-02-24 10:51:16
Hahaha...I knew that would bring out the creativity in all of you!
locodad on 2013-02-04 03:41:09
what rhymes with roses are red ,violets are blue and something about cheese?
pajarito7 on 2013-02-23 01:44:48
Roses are red, violets are blue, Do you want chocolate or cheese in your fondue?
chopstix on 2013-04-17 15:03:33
excellent!
Allen on 2014-08-22 12:07:46
BS: bueno!
montyb on 2015-03-05 09:16:09
Bansai took all the easy cheeses. I'm stuck with Stinking Bishop.
abra on 2015-03-15 13:25:04
I would wax poetic about cheese, but I haven't a poetic bone in my body.
LLapp on 2015-04-06 06:47:53
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
abra on 2015-04-21 09:05:25
Great job, all of you.
killdozer on 2015-06-07 17:44:25
Cheddar is yellow, Roquefort is blue. Swiss is holey and smells like a shoe.
hasselblad on 2016-04-10 07:35:27
Oh, dear, I camembert it!
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"It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment."
— Saint Bernard
reader4 on 2011-07-26 04:01:56
One he obviously never achieved.
cknapp329 on 2011-08-09 21:01:34
pretty cleer for a dog that carries a brandy flaskj around his neck
LiveLoveLaugh on 2012-03-23 13:37:04
LOL ck
Barnabas on 2014-01-15 10:28:23
I would imagine Saint Bernard's praises would largely come in the way of a, "Good boy" which would be quickly followed by being given a biscuit or treat.
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Such a long reaction to such a short quote
"You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm."
— Publilius Syrus
Lurker on 2011-04-29 23:16:26
I don't see you solving it faster. "bear tree" - anyone else come up with something that stupid the first time they tried to solve it?
pootie49 on 2011-05-23 21:17:08
yes...year tree. and snowking you are a jerk btw.
bansaisequoia on 2011-10-04 19:44:51
Do you go to a pine tree for pineapples?
WRQ9 on 2012-08-03 16:23:00
Who gets pears from an elk?
chopstix on 2013-01-01 03:15:10
you should go to a year tree for years, not to an elf.
universalmom on 2013-03-12 22:38:26
Hahaha...I had a bear tree AND an elk! I thought it worked fine.
puzzleme on 2013-04-07 06:50:00
Being Irish, I went to an elf.
chopstix on 2013-07-24 16:32:24
i wonder what snowking said
SippyGirl on 2013-09-09 08:17:57
i love a pearl...
skoogie2 on 2013-10-04 03:22:14
I loved it with elf in it, much funnier!
judy100 on 2014-12-10 07:25:31
I went to the bear tree for an elk.
Annamariah on 2015-01-10 17:28:17
I joined the bear tree and elk club! Great minds think alike
skeeter on 2015-02-10 02:44:12
I, too, went to the bear tree for an elk -- and I even have a pear tree in my yard! Sheesh.
Annamariah on 2015-09-11 08:54:47
This time I thought it was a fear tree...
Annamariah on 2015-09-22 19:23:24
Third time's the charm; this time I set a new record time.
killdozer on 2015-11-19 19:03:33
I tried to get pears from an elf.
LLapp on 2016-05-05 14:24:22
This is like the more modern saying, "Don't go to the hardware store to buy milk."
lainecap on 2017-01-22 10:03:18
You can now-a-days LLapp. Found out bear trees don't got elk.
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We are so agreeable.
"He that is over-cautious will accomplish little. "
— Johann Friedrich von Schiller
kat on 2009-10-12 00:54:14
There shouldn't be spaces around the hyphen separating over and cautious. It should be over-cautious, not over - cautious.
kat on 2010-01-04 15:55:00
I have to agree with myself there.
jimdgar on 2011-03-18 23:40:32
I must agree with kat
pegxpeg on 2015-05-29 07:31:36
"I have to agree with myself..." - vintage Kat.
abra on 2016-08-01 09:56:08
LOL, pegxpeg.
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"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities." — Frank Lloyd Wright
Altoid701 on 2009-07-23 21:52:55
I guess he doesn't realize that "necessities" include food.
montyb on 2012-06-27 00:43:46
Now the Simon & Garfunkel song "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright" makes sense.
maradnu on 2013-11-21 09:02:33
Food, water, air...
abra on 2014-11-02 14:25:36
Just give him a box of Godivas, a bottle of Dom Perignon, and some four ply tissue and let him sit in a vacant lot.
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"I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am pleasantly surprised." — Raymond Justice
irisheyes on 2014-04-18 05:16:45
And even more often unpleasantly surprised.
universalmom on 2014-04-24 07:55:52
Surprised one way or another, for sure
chopstix on 2014-06-21 12:47:01
Huh? WHOA!
montyb on 2015-01-27 12:12:32
Hey Ray!!! Watch out for that open manhol...never mind. SURPRISE!!!
wordfairy on 2015-07-27 19:35:32
xD
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"To take the measure of oneself by reference to one's colleagues leads to envy or complacency rather than constructive self-examination."
— Benno C. Schmidt, Jr.
LLapp on 2016-12-27 11:52:36
Oooh, 1 second off the record!
universalmom on 2017-01-23 12:33:24
Stop comparing yourself to your colleagues LLapp
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"Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts. "
— Ezra Pound
locodad on 2014-06-27 07:37:25
its against the law to have words like effluvium in the dictionary or at least in a crypto because it mess it up your time
LLapp on 2015-03-25 13:05:49
Please don't get up, I'm only effluving through . . .
abra on 2015-07-27 18:33:20
For some reason, I knew efffluvium.
maradnu on 2016-06-28 15:09:57
He is full of effluvium
MamaB on 2016-10-16 03:02:52
Fill in the other things first. But do NOT let this create a picture in your mind!
wobray2 on 2016-10-18 12:42:20
Meet the right people, and it is natural to associate 'humanity' with 'effluvium'
museoffire on 2017-01-19 15:17:58
My fastest time ever! 84 seconds
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Hear! hear! darkyr.
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force." — Patrick Henry
rushbabyno1 on 2010-04-02 11:33:44
amen
WRQ9 on 2012-10-09 11:02:17
A lonely battle these days.
abra on 2015-09-19 09:12:43
I sort of glanced over this as I was solving it, and I thought Patrick was talking about defending the Public Library.
darkyr on 2016-04-12 08:37:39
Give me a library, or give me death!
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Skeeter's ode to "Thy"
"Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire." — Arab Proverb
universalmom on 2012-02-21 23:17:38
Thy...dang it!
locodad on 2013-10-06 23:38:24
I hate thy word
SippyGurl on 2014-03-21 07:01:21
o me o thy
skeeter on 2015-02-22 02:59:40
Oh, me, oh, my, when "the" is "thy," Methinketh me is going to cry.
LLapp on 2015-07-23 13:17:34
wvwoman on 2016-01-18 18:39:00
funny, skeeter!
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice - there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
— Frank Zappa
montyb on 2012-04-07 21:05:22
Gee, I sure miss the way people talked about the end of the world when I was young. Those were the [end] days.
chopstix on 2014-08-06 09:12:46
I'm going to write that down so I can reminisce upon it later.
LLapp on 2016-06-15 10:27:18
chopstix, I'm afraid you'll need to rewrite it on Form NR(1P) [Nostalgia Report (1st Person)] and submit it for review by the Imagined Past Department. If you do not receive approval for your memory within 21 days, you can file a request for a Nostalgia Advocate, who will make a credible effort to join you for tea and a shared smile.
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Ennui has me in its grip... Think I'll take a summer trip
"There are three cures for ennui: sleep, drink and travel."
— D.H. Lawrence
Lobelia on 2011-12-02 11:58:04
My ennui has been bothering me lately.
montyb on 2012-04-30 20:47:46
Take two trips and call me in the morning.
vivian1874 on 2013-04-27 12:17:50
take a shower
abra on 2014-03-04 11:29:41
If Cryptograms don't help, enuii has you in it s grasp.
marnita on 2016-01-12 04:48:45
There are a lot of things left out of this list.
maradnu on 2016-08-10 15:24:48
Who cares ennui
Spellbinder44 on 2016-10-20 19:09:03
And what about sex as cure for your ennui.? I mean , no boredom for, at least, for the next 10 mins.LOL
maradnu on 2017-01-01 14:46:56
You're done in ten minutes. You have my deepest sympathy.
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