Classic Comments on the Quote

[LLapp]

"Television is a gold goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar." — Lee Loevinger

jstrider
October 15, 2013, 6:40 am
That's almost like the time my chickens wanted to watch the city workers laying sidewalk along the road.

Vienna
August 28, 2015, 5:00 pm
Curiosity is hard on more than cats. As entertaining as TV give your chickens left over spaghetti

Roxanne
March 15, 2018, 6:10 am
As a city worker, I like to watch chickens laying leftover spaghetti along the road.

kb83
May 6, 2019, 4:11 pm
If it laid caviar, that would be fishy.

Elephino
June 21, 2020, 1:51 pm
watch them metaphors!

LLapp
October 22, 2021, 5:21 am
Caviar roads would be awful in the summer.

rasbury
April 16, 2023, 10:48 pm
Why did the city worker cross the road?

rasbury
December 29, 2023, 4:43 pm
To get to the other chicken.

[LLapp]

"Neither the sun nor death can be looked at with a steady eye " — Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wilbur
July 13, 2020, 8:14 pm
As soon as I saw the pattern “_E_TH” I looked away.

[LLapp]

"Don't be like a pizza cutter: all edge, and no point." — Alexandre Dumas

LLapp
November 12, 2023, 10:39 pm
Um, somehow this doesn't sound like Alexandre Dumas who lived 1802 to 1870 and wrote historical novels. Yes, there were pizza cutters back then, but this is just so dumb.

mellav1
February 6, 2024, 4:46 pm
This may be the most absurd/funniest misattribution ever

Ian123
March 9, 2024, 7:22 am
Maybe Alexendre Dumbass ?

318WOZ
May 6, 2024, 9:33 am
A line from The Three Pizzateers, perhaps?

montyb
June 17, 2024, 7:20 am
^ Nah. It’s from “The Count of Monte Crusto”.