Classic Comments on the Quote

[Eureka]

(I don't know, rasbury. )

"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't."
— Anatole France

rasbury
February 26, 2021, 11:17 pm
It's about differentiating between what you know you know, what you don't know you know, what you know you don't know, and what you don't know you don't know. Trust me, I know.

rasbury
August 12, 2021, 1:08 pm
I used to know, but I forgot. I should have memorized it.

rasbury
November 23, 2023, 10:51 pm
Is this going to be on the test?

[Eureka]

(Classic darkyr! )

"Carry laughter with you wherever you go." — Hugh Sidey

darkyr
April 12, 2017, 8:35 am
I keep some in my pocket, but then I forget to take it out when I do laundry. I think it really amuses the washer.

[LLapp]

"The mind conceives with pain, but it brings forth with delight." — Joseph Joubert

kb83
October 23, 2017, 3:47 am
Interesting observation-- the opposite of pregnancy.

LLapp
March 9, 2020, 11:08 pm
I was thinking that also -- the body conceives in delight and brings forth in pain.

blueladyblue
April 16, 2020, 5:39 pm
So that's why my brain hurts.

blueladyblue
November 26, 2021, 7:27 pm
Ouch. There it goes again.

darkyr
September 15, 2022, 9:50 am
I've decided to name this next thought Herbert after a thought that my grandfather had.

[kb83]

Wonderful limerick from kb83!

I searched online for each line of kb83's verse and came up with nothing, so I assume it's an original. Brilliant!!


"Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus." Susan Longacre

kb83 on 2015-10-07 04:24:12
I tried to jump over a cactus/ My quadruceps needed the practus./ I'd no cause to fear it/ But soon lost my spirit / With my corpus no longer intactus.

Okay, full confession, I actually wrote this one at a family reunion when I was about 10 or 12. My wonderful Aunt hosting the reunion had prepared opening lines of limericks on little bits of paper, which we all had to draw out of jars, and then complete, and I think this is when I first developed a kind of mania for limericks. This Aunt loved writing funny poetry, sometimes imitating the style of Ogden Nash, who was one of her favorites. Once I've written a limerick, I usually (but not always) remember it, because the process of getting it done tends to lodge it in the brain.

[oddcouple]

"You are your own judge. The verdict is up to you."
— Astrid Alauda

crossland68
April 12, 2013, 3:40 pm
Not guilty by reason of insanity.
locodad
June 5, 2013, 1:17 am
most of us are.
montyb
June 26, 2014, 8:24 am
My case was a hung jury.
kb83
December 9, 2014, 4:50 am
I'd like a new venue.
mazereeuw
February 18, 2015, 4:12 pm
I'm worried that this judge is an idiot.
marnita
February 27, 2015, 8:53 am
Innocent until proven guilty.
MatthewReynolds
October 2, 2015, 5:58 am
I remand myself to my own custody.
JJ20paws
February 11, 2017, 7:14 am
I'll take the fifth... Or drink a fifth?
blueladyblue
April 3, 2018, 8:30 am
I am my own attorney, judge and jury. The fix is in but I'll take it.
Jalapenoman
May 16, 2018, 12:51 pm
Off with his head!
Persephone59
May 24, 2018, 10:40 pm
JMan, the Red Queen. Lol.
Eureka
April 8, 2019, 10:55 pm
Guilty as charged.
Elfwin
August 18, 2020, 8:50 am
You guys are all so funny!!!!
montyb
September 22, 2020, 9:10 am
Hey! Who took my fifth?!
opallady
August 2, 2021, 7:06 pm
I plead the SODDI defense - Some Other Dude Did It.
didit
September 27, 2021, 7:36 pm
Terri Guillemets of the website Quote Garden strikes again. Astrid Alauda is one of her 100+ pseudonyms. There is at least one other Astrid Alauda quote on this crypto website, and of course various others by Terri Guillemet using a variety of aliases.
jbb33054
March 29, 2022, 6:05 pm
85

[MadDoctor]

"The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience."
— Barbara Mikkelson

universalmom
April 11, 2012, 7:42 pm
And people are often convinced by something that rhymes.

montyb
July 2, 2013, 11:48 am
Trust u-mom, for it happens all the times.

wordfairy
January 24, 2015, 8:51 pm
With my 2 cents, in I will chimes, Helping commit these poetic crimes.

jval
March 29, 2015, 6:28 am
There once was a man from Nantucket .......

LLapp
September 27, 2015, 9:30 pm
Who put all his words in a bucket...

Quizzical
September 15, 2016, 7:19 am
But when he looked in it...

SippyGurl
December 7, 2016, 1:39 am
he knew for a minute...

jimbo42
February 13, 2017, 8:44 pm
that nobody,s prepared to finish it

debzhaus
September 30, 2017, 12:51 pm
He really should give up and chuck it.

badbob
February 28, 2018, 1:48 am
I'm moving to Nantucket

[oddcouple]

"Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all."
— Robert Brault

dbs
June 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
toujours l'amour. when you swim in the sea and an eelbites your knee?THATS A MORAY !
debzhaus
August 23, 2011, 11:27 pm
Love it, dbs!
universalmom
October 30, 2012, 12:54 am
...put your hand in a crack and you don't get it back, THAT'S A MORAY
GtrZan
September 5, 2013, 8:00 am
Whaaaa?
LLapp
June 13, 2016, 6:09 pm
Even Brault can't stop a party from breaking out.
maradnu
January 6, 2017, 12:30 pm
When an eel bites your thigh and looks you in the eye, it's a moray
LLapp
September 4, 2017, 7:20 am
When in Rome you learn to do as all Romans do, THOSE ARE MORES!
zorak
September 28, 2018, 7:35 am
blech!
maradnu
July 21, 2022, 1:06 am
I think someone touched him - upside the head with a bat

[LLapp]

"Arms are instruments of ill omen. When one is compelled to use them, it is best to do so without relish." — Lao Tzu

pootie49
July 6, 2012, 4:43 pm
or mustard.

tgreen517
November 16, 2014, 1:19 pm
sounds like someone needs a hug!!

Elephino
August 1, 2018, 5:00 am
but hugs require arms!

318WOZ
January 27, 2019, 9:36 am
When using only one's legs and feet to eat, any condiments are appropriate.

Wordigo
February 10, 2021, 2:07 pm
Hard to ketchup with all these witty condiments.

Anachronismatic
June 30, 2023, 9:47 pm
Sounds like Lao Tzu was in quite a pickle.

[Eureka]

"How fair is a garden amid the trials and passions of existence." — Benjamin Disraeli

Beagle
March 1, 2015, 5:53 am
Perhaps a question mark would be appropriate?

dmford60
May 31, 2015, 7:34 pm
No, it's not a question, it's an observation.

darkyr
May 10, 2016, 8:05 am
Oh, so how fair is a garden?

LLapp
March 24, 2017, 4:53 pm
Terribly unfair, but only when you put a question mark at the end.

darkyr
January 5, 2018, 5:51 pm
Oh so how fair is a garden! Yes, you're right, much better than a question mark.

kahvecowgirl
July 1, 2019, 2:57 am
A garden can be very unfair. You can do everything right, and still get aphids, ants and caterpillars. And your plants can just not grow for no apparent reason. (I don't have a green thumb, in case anyone was wondering.)

[LLapp]

"A lot of people think inspiration means magic. But really, inspiration means to put life into something."— Avi

LLapp
August 6, 2019, 2:26 am
Right. To inspire is to breathe in.

Ian123
February 20, 2021, 8:45 am
To expire is not to breathe out.

Synonymous
February 4, 2023, 9:15 pm
^LOL

[LLapp]

I'm posting this thread here mainly so Opallady can see it.


"Being religious is quintessentially American." — Denis McDonough

opallady
October 6, 2018, 11:49 am
i'm wondering if this is the Denis McDonough who used to play with my kids in Stillwater, MN.

Eureka
October 18, 2019, 2:04 am
He was born on December 2, 1969 in Stillwater, Minnesota, opallady. Does the age fit?

Synonymous
January 11, 2020, 11:55 pm
Th...Th...Tha...That's All Folks. Quintessentially! I'm through for the night.

abra
January 19, 2021, 1:51 am
It sounds like this might be the childhood friend of Opallady's kids. Let us know.

Eureka
August 1, 2022, 12:44 am
I was really hoping opallady would have come back by now!

[Synonymous]

A classic from abra:

"Art ought never to be considered except in its relations with its ideal beauty."
— Alfred Victor de Vigny
Comments on this Puzzle:

Persephone59
October 27, 2018, 7:00 pm
That was rather effete. (I thought I'd attack him with French.)
Synonymous
April 5, 2021, 10:56 pm
Carney or Linkletter?
abra
August 30, 2021, 5:49 pm
Buchwald or Garfunkel?

[LLapp]

"The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of disease." — Edward Jenner

RedEnoch
November 11, 2022, 2:16 pm
On the other hand, deaths from falling out of trees have decreased dramatically.

[hrossa]

"If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also."— Assyrian Proverb

LiveLoveLaugh
November 13, 2009, 9:50 pm
arf

LiveLoveLaugh
May 3, 2010, 1:06 pm
arf

LiveLoveLaugh
July 22, 2010, 3:19 pm
arf

montyb
April 4, 2012, 12:04 am
What the heck. Arf.

gryhnd51
March 9, 2013, 1:16 am
Yip ..Yip...Yip!!

Lily H
May 2, 2013, 2:03 am
bow-wow

nanrich
December 7, 2013, 2:37 am
Slobber, wag, arf

chopstix
May 7, 2014, 6:03 am
LOL LLL!

lainecap
March 27, 2015, 4:23 pm
I think you guys are barking up the wrong quote.

wvwoman
March 30, 2015, 6:09 pm
woof.

marnita
October 7, 2015, 12:03 pm
Meow.

GtrZan
November 20, 2015, 3:36 am
only if my dog agrees

jimdgar
March 15, 2016, 8:28 am
and give him a bone too

kb83
March 28, 2016, 3:43 am
But not a host to his dog's fleas, hopefully.

abra
October 20, 2016, 1:50 pm
As long as your dog doesn't have fleas, and you clean up after it.

maradnu
December 2, 2016, 12:34 pm
That is not my dog

[Eureka]

"Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved. " — Peter Ustinov

JenDiaz72
January 6, 2015, 9:34 am
foreplay... foreplay.... foreplay

montyb
July 5, 2015, 2:26 pm
I like to take it gradually; oneplay, twoplay...

LLapp
November 3, 2015, 11:01 am
As a wise friend once said, foreplay begins with taking out the garbage.

LLapp
September 30, 2017, 6:01 pm
And then, of course, coming back in the house again.

montyb
July 10, 2019, 9:57 pm
Sans garbage?

LLapp
February 26, 2020, 6:05 pm
Yes. Bringing the garbage back into the house would definitely kill the mood.

blueladyblue
April 19, 2020, 7:17 pm
Unless you're into that sort of thing.

abra
May 17, 2020, 7:54 pm
What two consenting adults do with their garbage is not our business.

marnita
January 8, 2021, 7:16 pm
Lol, Abra.

jbb33054
February 16, 2021, 4:33 pm
115

Synonymous
October 31, 2021, 4:35 pm
One mans garbage is another mans foreplay.

universalmom
January 19, 2022, 7:57 pm
LOL all of you

imsoeasy
August 24, 2022, 1:49 am
These are XXX rated comments.