I admit that when I mentioned hagfish a mental picture emerged of them boring into a whale carcass en masse, as they are wont to do, a sort of interpenetrating, if you will . I'm pretty sure I first learned of them yrs ago on improbable.com. (They award Ig Nobel trophies every year. Many are hilarious and I find it astounding that people can obtain grants for such things. My fave was when an international study, including a Canadian, published a paper on herring farting to communicate with each other. It was entitled, "It's Windy Down There." lol Ladies you may find it useful to know that 1 of this year's winners invented a bra that can be converted into a face mask. Never know when that could come in handy these days.) Back to hagfish: they can produce copious amounts of slime (aka mucus) in no time when they feel threatened. I saw a video of 1 guy holding one and it filled a 5 gallon bucket in what seemed less than a minute. In the award he received, a scientist believed the hagfish slime could be used to make blue jeans. Are there hagfish farms in our future? Will there be conversations like, "Oh, I love your new jeans!" "Thanks. They're genuine hagfish."

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