Things that Bansai left for us

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"I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
— Charlie Sheen

bansaisequoia
March 12, 2011, 11:58 pm
I just got this quote after one by Ann Coulter. Wouldn't Charlie Sheen and Ann Coulter make a great couple? They're both good at putting incoherent rants on video.

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"I have absolute rocket fuel in my veins. That's why people cannot process me."
— Charlie Sheen

bansaisequoia
April 18, 2011, 3:22 am
I have Absolut rocket fuel in my veins.
bansaisequoia
November 6, 2012, 7:13 pm
Make up your mind, is it rocket fuel or tiger blood?

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"The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measures."
— Rabindranath Tagore

bansaisequoia
September 28, 2014, 9:34 am
I think he was Charlie Sheen's guru. I've got Tiger Blood!

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"I'm glad whenever they cut interest rates, I wish interest rates were zero."
— John McCain

bansaisequoia
April 18, 2017, 3:05 pm
My interest in this quote is zero.

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"Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch - unless he's Humphrey Bogart. "
— Sammy Davis Jr.

bansaisequoia
October 11, 2009, 11:47 pm
I thought Elizabeth Montgomery twitched her lips.
opallady
February 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
Her nose, silly.

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"The place is very well and quiet and the children only scream in a low voice. "
— Lord Byron

bansaisequoia
July 6, 2012, 6:17 am
Mmm... just like Sergeant Snorkel and Beetle Bailey...

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"Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing."
— Ben Hecht

bansaisequoia
October 3, 2011, 6:57 pm
You could write a spoof, but how do you write a spook?

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"Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination."
— Christopher William Bradshaw Isherwood

bansaisequoia
December 22, 2009, 7:37 pm
I have no luck, my physique is waning and my imagination is more vivid than Walt Disney and Dr Seuss combined. D'oh!
pootie49
July 3, 2011, 12:11 pm
luck...all bad. physique...held together with string and bubble gum. imagination...my only saving grace.

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"A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable. "
— H.L. Mencken

bansaisequoia
March 31, 2010, 10:09 pm
Or would it be paradise?

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"Keep working your way through the maze. You'll know what it is when it happens, but you won't know until then. God grinds the axes he intends to use."
— Dave Sim

bansaisequoia
May 21, 2009, 10:10 pm
Is this the Dave Sim who created the graphic novel character, "Cerebus the Aardvark?"

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"If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it."
— Herodotus

bansaisequoia
August 5, 2009, 9:19 pm
You just don't know it.

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"Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union."
— Joseph Stalin

pootie49
July 5, 2011, 5:47 pm
sort of had to be or smiling joe would have er got rid of them. oh they were a happy bunch when he was around. did you know that they werent allowed to stop applauding at a concert before he stopped? and that if they did he had his henchmen find them and take them to well not a very nice place to teach them a lesson? anyway, i like nu's comment better.
bansaisequoia
September 17, 2011, 12:40 am
(link)

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"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
— Spencer Silver

bansaisequoia
February 14, 2011, 12:44 pm
The co-inventor of Post-It Notes.

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"It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking."
— Gaius Julius Caesar

bansaisequoia
September 13, 2010, 2:38 pm
"Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look."
pootie49
August 21, 2011, 3:40 pm
"Is that a knife yon pale Cassius doth hold aiming it directly at me?"

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"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. "
— Aldous Huxley

bansaisequoia
December 4, 2010, 12:58 am
If only I could live on the world that is the other planet's heaven.

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The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
— Gilbert Chesterton

banzaisequoia
December 31, 2009, 11:39 pm
They're coming to take me away! Ha! Ha!

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"It is said, that no one is a hero to their butler. The reason is, that it requires a hero to recognize a hero. The butler, however, will probably know well how to estimate his equals. "
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

bansaisequoia
May 24, 2013, 3:20 pm
I hear the same is true of valet parkers.