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  • "Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute."
    — Josh Billings

    LLapp on 2015-04-18 14:34:00
    I always think very loud dish-washing is an excellent rebuttal.

    universalmom on 2015-05-25 15:54:09
    LLapp, that's a great idea

    abra on 2015-07-13 10:38:13
    I am sometimes accused of loud dish washing or emptying of the dishwasher, When I am innocent of the crime.

    LLapp on 2016-05-28 19:06:08
    Omigosh, there's a community of loud dish-washing! How reassuring.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein


    • "As long as we live, there is never enough singing."
      — Martin Luther

      wvwoman on 2013-07-10 10:40:14
      a mighty fortress is our god, a bulwark never failing---one of my fav hymns by the rev. luther.

      momof7 on 2014-03-10 13:04:47
      With a voice like mine, one note is enough.

      montyb on 2014-07-07 03:40:50
      My voice fills an auditorium, and the audience leaves to make room for it.

      JD_1947 on 2014-12-01 11:16:33
      They won't even let me in the auditorium . . . I can't eve stand on the sidewalk . . . !

      YorkiesRule on 2015-05-12 03:00:50
      It's pretty obvious that Martin Luther lived in the days before karaoke.


      • "So our Lord God commonly gave riches to those gross asses to whom he vouchsafed nothing else. "
        — Martin Luther

        jobdevaa on 2013-08-16 04:08:25
        Tell it like it is brother Martin!

        universalmom on 2015-01-02 14:14:27
        Hahaha…I didn't expect gross asses from Martin Luther!

        abra on 2015-09-23 14:21:23
        I suppose he mean donkeys??

        LLapp on 2016-06-13 16:36:04
        I think he's saying that wealth makes you look fat.


        • Man does not speak because he thinks; he thinks because he speaks. Or rather, speaking is no different than thinking: to speak is to think. "
          — Octavio Paz

          Lurker on 2010-07-24 01:05:50
          I know some people without brains who do an awful lot of talking.

          Lily H on 2011-06-08 04:15:54
          A lot of people speak without thinking.

          RedEnoch on 2011-11-12 01:39:08
          If I spoke everything I thought, I'd be in big trouble.

          montyb on 2012-08-31 20:17:45
          If people who claim they say what they think truly thought about what they were going to say, this would be a much quieter world.

          Barnabas on 2012-11-21 14:57:06
          I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.

          montyb on 2012-12-29 22:36:53
          Ya think?

          wvwoman on 2014-01-31 00:23:30
          i think y'all need some impulse control. (ha!)

          oddcouple on 2015-12-28 00:59:26
          Talk about thinking out loud!


          • It was not that she was out of temper, but that the world was not equal to the demands of her fine organism. "
            — George Eliot

            maradnu on 2010-02-14 21:26:58
            True of so many of us.

            LLapp on 2015-03-10 19:53:24
            Oh . . . . "orgaNIsm" -- I almost reached for my smelling salts.

            skeeter on 2015-03-13 01:27:36
            I'm not touching THAT one, LLapp!

            kb83 on 2015-07-23 07:17:33
            It takes an organism to ....


            • "I never liked riding in helicopters because there's a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part."
              — John Wittenborn

              nevadasmith68 on 2013-09-04 12:26:52
              That just means you'll get there faster.
              "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -- Albert Einstein


              • "I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime."
                — Will Rogers

                bansaisequoia on 2012-07-06 06:40:24
                They had those back in the 1930s?

                maradnu on 2014-07-29 11:52:32

                skeeter on 2015-10-12 13:45:10
                Well, yes, but the dollar value was different back then, so instead of being buck naked they were only one quarter naked.


                • "And remember this: if you ever think you're too small to be effective you've never been in bed with a mosquito." — Anita Roddick

                  maradnu on 2009-07-12 21:52:19
                  I try not to sleep with insects. I'm just funny that way.

                  chopstix on 2014-02-28 06:51:27
                  This could be read as a set up to a blue joke.

                  momn8r on 2015-01-15 13:17:24
                  insectophilia: still a crime in all 50 states!


                  • montyb made me laugh out loud . . . again

                    "The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. " — Jawaharlal Nehru

                    montyb on 2012-06-16 22:43:42
                    I knew I have been living on the edge.


                    • "Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog - fewer when pursued by a mad woman. Only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion." — Robertson Davies

                      maradnu on 2013-12-09 08:00:18
                      Where are these mad women? Why aren't they pursuing me?

                      universalmom on 2014-11-18 13:15:31
                      How does being attacked by a mad dog make every man wise?

                      abra on 2014-12-22 16:06:23
                      I wonder too, why the attack of mad dogs would make you wise.

                      LLapp on 2015-04-20 09:56:34
                      This quote makes me mad. Watch out.

                      SippyGurl on 2015-08-30 11:35:50
                      are you calling me fat?


                      • "Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I've had in my life."
                        — Hugh McColl, Jr.

                        tgreen517 on 2015-12-13 19:54:47
                        So, probably not comic books?


                        • “The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.” – Don Rose

                          kat on 2009-03-12 22:30:52 If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

                          SillySil on 2010-10-04 23:48:15 ewww... disgusting!

                          bazinga on 2012-08-08 03:22:03 LOL kat XD

                          Allen on 2013-07-06 21:46:50 "Do you mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burn!"

                          universalmom on 2014-08-11 16:14:47 kat that's hilarious

                          abra on 2014-11-03 15:28:30\ I'm just going to tiptoe out of here.

                          abracadebra on 2014-12-30 13:45:39 31seconds!

                          dovid1946 on 2015-04-16 07:44:17 one woman asked the other- 'do you smoke after sex/" . 'I don't know', the other girl said, 'I never looked"


                          • just solved this puzzle and knew I had to post it

                            "There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. "
                            — Stuart Stevens

                            bansaisequoia on 2011-07-27 23:30:02
                            Darth Vader. (If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader)

                            chriscrojam on 2011-10-23 01:44:31
                            Vadar should be Vader.

                            montyb on 2012-08-28 00:26:47
                            Come over to the dark side...we have cookies.

                            bansaisequoia on 2012-10-06 16:40:08
                            My computer has too many cookies already.

                            kjmcaj on 2013-06-08 05:22:47
                            94 seconds.

                            puzzler86 on 2014-04-20 20:32:28
                            56 seconds

                            abra on 2014-04-29 09:51:52
                            I don't remember doing this puzzle before, but I remember the comments. So here I am again. 30 seconds.

                            ericthirdrow on 2014-11-04 02:54:49
                            26 seconds... the force is strong.

                            petname on 2015-02-27 03:59:50
                            70 seconds....the force was weak with me.

                            dovid1946 on 2015-03-24 06:33:30
                            One thing I never quite figured out, I know that Anakin Skywalker is Luke's father, but who is Anakin's father?

                            wordfairy on 2015-05-13 20:46:30
                            Yoda! xD

                            Annamariah on 2015-07-10 03:18:45
                            Wasn't Anakin supposed to have been the product of an immaculate conception by the midi-chlorians? So his father would be the Force itself.

                            LurkerSmurf on 2016-04-10 11:19:12
                            Yeah, I always had a problem with George Lucas making Anakin the evil Jesus.

                            sexytary on 2016-05-14 05:41:06
                            and I am sexysequoia.. lol


                            • "Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind. "
                              — Robert Louis Stevenson

                              Delphve on 2012-10-30 18:43:03
                              "Mothers little helpers"?

                              montyb on 2014-01-07 12:26:59
                              Whoever's pushing my behind, STOP IT!

                              Harpua22 on 2014-03-31 10:46:21
                              Sorry, Monty, I'll stop.

                              macmilh on 2014-04-05 05:45:11
                              OK, I'll stop too.

                              montyb on 2014-06-28 09:39:51
                              Thanks folks, I don't feel so pressured now.

                              tskaggs6 on 2014-11-22 06:12:14
                              Well I never pushed monty's behind and feel that he owes me thanks also for not violating his behindhood in the first place.

                              JD_1947 on 2014-12-28 02:02:53
                              . . thanks folks, I never knew I had a 'behindhood' before today . . . .

                              universalmom on 2014-12-28 14:44:58
                              after the image of swallowing a pill, I pictured the pill being pushed from someone's behind! I need help LOL

                              Allen on 2014-12-30 02:30:20
                              Never take a pill that has been pushed from someone’s behind.

                              montyb on 2015-01-04 04:51:08
                              Thank you, tskaggs6, for respecting my behindhood.


                              • "When you introduce a moral lesson, let it be brief. "
                                — Horace

                                montyb on 2013-07-29 11:51:26
                                What is so moral about briefs?

                                geeko321 on 2013-12-04 09:25:23
                                Simple. Going commando is a sin, of course!

                                universalmom on 2014-02-10 07:53:50
                                Hahaha you two

                                dovid1946 on 2015-05-20 09:40:07
                                John McCain was once asked if he wore boxers or briefs- He replied- 'DEPENDS'