Classic Comments on the Quote

[ravenclaws62442]

"I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians." — Pat McNelis

universalmom
February 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
Okay I was with you until the Caesarian part!

montyb
May 9, 2013, 12:39 am
We're even behind the Thousand Islandians.

figmo
June 18, 2013, 3:26 am
What about the Ranchers?

nevadasmith68
July 30, 2013, 5:05 pm
HAHA-Funny!

mtvoyager
August 6, 2013, 2:12 am
How about the vinegar and oilians?

momof7
September 28, 2013, 5:50 pm
If Thousand Islands counts, does that mean Canada has made it?

nehiyawiskwewniya
April 7, 2014, 5:38 pm
How about ...American Melting Pot Dressing .. sound appetizing?

bansaisequoia
July 5, 2014, 9:02 am
Yeah, well show me a slice of Russian Cheese.

montyb
October 18, 2014, 4:07 pm
That would be Putin, Bansai.

abra
April 23, 2015, 4:04 pm
Does anyone remember the Monk episode, where his date tells him, that she was born Caesarian? He tells her, "I was born normally, but I was raised Caesarian". I'm not sure we can come up with anything, as good as the Roquforarians.

pj48
December 3, 2016, 6:43 pm
I've seen every episode of Monk, and I don't remember the quote you cited. Hilarious show.

bkmcincinnati
February 20, 2017, 10:54 pm
At least we have our green goddesses.

BrainCellKeeper
June 24, 2017, 9:19 am
I Googled Pat McNelis and am still puzzled.

abra
April 30, 2018, 5:36 pm
PJ48, it was the one where he had a date with a woman and they had a reservation at a restaurant on the top floor of a building. He wouldn't take the elevator so they had to walk up. That was part of their conversation. It might be Mr. Monk and the Blackout.

hrossa
March 3, 2021, 1:10 am

Descifrador
March 24, 2021, 1:22 am
Cesarians... That would be "Mexicans". The Caesar Salad was invented in Tijuana, Mexico.

abra
September 7, 2021, 2:53 am
Caesar Cardini was Italian. He started in San Francisco, but, then he went to Tijuana to avoid taxes. Is it Italian, American or Mexican??

[hrossa]

"It is critical vision alone which can mitigate the unimpeded operation of the automatic. " — Herbert Marshall McLuhan

Jalapenoman January 25, 2015, 7:14 am
Does this mean that you don't need critical vision to drive a stick shift?

JenDiaz72 February 25, 2015, 11:02 am
Well maybe. First gear can sometimes be a b**** to get into.

LLapp July 5, 2015, 5:38 pm
It means, use cruise control but keep your eyes on the road.

blueladyblue April 24, 2018, 8:50 am
Maybe you're supposed to keep watching the gear shift or it will stop being in gear.

eholland October 22, 2018, 5:52 am
He's talking about automatic firearms.

[LLapp]

"Laws, like the spider's webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free." — Danish proverb

universalmom
March 12, 2015, 4:06 pm
Isn't that the truth!

Roxanne
January 17, 2016, 8:37 am
Er det ikke sandheden!

lainecap
February 4, 2017, 2:55 pm
ja det er sandheden, Roxanne

darkyr
February 18, 2017, 2:35 pm
Ja, what you two wrote.

krabbe
April 15, 2017, 4:13 am
ofte rigtigt, desværre

abra
February 20, 2019, 12:07 pm
Press one to continue in English.

[oddcouple]

"The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into all the colors of the rainbow. Take your own color in the pattern and be just that."
— Charles R. Brown


nevadasmith68
September 12, 2013, 3:46 pm
Later Charles married Lucy Van Pelt. Snoopy was best man.
bazinga
October 27, 2013, 7:38 pm
They met at Woodstock...'s nest
JenDiaz72
February 9, 2015, 8:06 am
Did Snoopy ever actually steal Linus' blanket?
montyb
February 19, 2015, 2:23 am
Yep! (link)
abra
November 8, 2015, 8:27 am
Oh, poor Charlie Brown. He was so in love with the little red headed girl, and he ended up with the crab apple.
puzzleme
March 2, 2017, 5:19 pm
Schroeder played Mendelssohn's Wedding March while the little red haired girl sobbed in the choir loft.
Andy451
April 24, 2017, 2:25 am
Oh, he's a clown. That Charlie Brown. It's good to see that all those nickels Charlie has been paying Lucy all those years are finally starting to yield good results.
DrCryptell
February 6, 2018, 2:45 am
Somewhere over that rainbow Charles got high.

[oddcouple]

"He who goes to law for a sheep loses his cow. "
— Proverb

kat
March 9, 2009, 3:55 pm
I hate when that happens.
bansaisequoia
November 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't have a cow, man.
LiveLoveLaugh
November 14, 2009, 5:03 pm
that's why I avoid the law
bansaisequoia
January 5, 2010, 9:16 pm
I fought the law and the law won.
kat
May 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Still pining for my lost cow...
bansaisequoia
June 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
kat don't have a cow!
kat
October 24, 2010, 4:26 pm
Don't rub it in Bansai! I KNOW I don't have a cow! That's why I'm pining...
iltquilt
August 15, 2012, 1:53 am
cowabunga
locodad
November 25, 2013, 12:44 am
moo
momof7
March 10, 2015, 2:59 pm
That's the cost of a lawyer. They charge by the syllable.
abra
September 26, 2015, 3:09 pm
As the great Harry Caray would have said "Holy Cow!!!!".
SippyGurl
October 16, 2015, 4:56 am
so mooving
LLapp
January 9, 2016, 10:15 am
Kat's cow is a moo point. I wouldn't lose any sheep over it.
debzhaus
March 22, 2016, 5:33 pm
It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.
Barnabas
May 30, 2016, 2:39 am
And sometimes he loses his ass, too.
Persephone59
August 27, 2017, 11:16 pm
I love sheep and cows equally. Moussaka one night, hamburgers another.
Persephone59
January 11, 2019, 9:42 pm
Tonight was moussaka. :-D
mmfs83
February 18, 2019, 2:08 am
I sure didn't think I'd get this one. I'm not too familiar with sheep or cows.
momn8r
February 11, 2020, 5:47 pm
Udderly ridiculous!
DrCryptell
April 5, 2020, 6:05 am
I went to law for broccoli. Law issued a citation for missing a headlight and I wound up losing my mashed potatoes. I yam so sorry for this nonsense.
Synonymous
May 11, 2020, 5:22 pm
I'm with momn8r!!
badbob
October 4, 2020, 1:04 pm
i knew a korean guy named Ho Lee Kao
kb83
January 18, 2021, 2:40 pm
And if you do lose a cow over a sheep, don't ruminate over it.
jbb33054
October 31, 2021, 10:20 am
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[LLapp]

"Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung." — William Morris

LLapp
August 31, 2016, 9:15 pm
I was here.

abra
December 27, 2016, 6:47 pm
Me too.

imsoeasy
July 31, 2020, 3:40 pm
I wasn't here and you didn't see me.

LillyLilly
December 8, 2020, 3:40 pm
What do I get for vouching for ya, imsoeasy?

Wordigo
August 15, 2021, 7:22 pm
Two strands. DNA is a molecule composed of two polynucleotide chains that coil around each other to form a double helix carrying genetic instructions in all organisms.

LLapp
October 13, 2021, 4:43 am
Speaking of DNA, William Morris, who was made from the stuff, was a British poet, artist and textile designer who is now most famous (to me, anyway) for his prolific and beautiful contributions to the British Arts and Crafts movement. Google "William Morris wallpaper" and you'll see some very familiar old patterns.

imsoeasy
August 4, 2022, 1:47 am
Lillly, how about you get a 15% cut on the jewels I lifted from Morris while he was hanging wallpaper?

[montyb]

"The less their ability, the more their conceit."
— Ahad HaAm

montyb
May 18, 2014, 4:17 am
Absolutely perfect people, like myself, wood dispute this.

ericthirdrow
October 31, 2014, 5:30 am
Perfect people would use the word would. As wood ironic people.

LLapp
December 22, 2014, 4:22 pm
Perfect golfers use both wood and irony.

puzzleme
June 11, 2015, 9:06 pm
Good one, LLapp!

Persephone59
January 15, 2017, 5:20 pm
Wow, 'forfeit' worked as well as 'conceit' in this.

vintage38
February 11, 2018, 5:43 am
20 seconds

lertsek
March 13, 2018, 1:02 pm
see Trump

Eureka
November 24, 2018, 12:22 pm
Good one, montyb!

Capy
August 14, 2019, 8:49 am
Comments good especially Llapp

FrostySusi
January 15, 2020, 5:06 pm
My highlight of solving a cryptogram is getting the read the comments.

didit
January 4, 2021, 9:19 am
I'm waiting for montyb's response to Llapp.

hrossa
September 18, 2021, 10:01 am
I wonder to whom he was referring? Anyone know?

maradnu
October 7, 2021, 10:43 pm
He can't use irony, since his iron is broken

[mistyswiss]

"The historian has been the hearth at which the soul of the country has been kept alive."
— John Morley

jnoodles
September 19, 2016, 12:56 pm
History is written by historians. Victors be damned!

badbob
February 12, 2019, 2:45 am
victory is written by victorians

montyb
February 7, 2020, 4:52 pm
Who is this Victoria, Badbob, and why are her minions meddling with history?

glassguy
May 7, 2020, 3:34 pm
That, montyb, is Victoria's Secret.

[oddcouple]

"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson


oddcouple
December 7, 2014, 10:46 am
I love quotes about quotes.
Spenser
January 16, 2015, 5:51 am
oddcouple just coined a quote about quotes about quotes.
abra
August 21, 2015, 2:18 pm
Spenser just coined a quote, about oddcouple coining a quote, about quotes.
marnita
May 26, 2016, 7:29 am
Quoting quoted quotes about quotes - this could get ridiculous.
marnita
July 20, 2016, 5:14 am
Just ask Melania Trump.
vintage38
April 16, 2018, 7:36 am
54 seconds
BriddlesBob
November 30, 2019, 2:04 am
quoath the raven,nevermore
imported_bees
September 10, 2020, 8:57 pm
I had MY not BY. retryx3
blueladyblue
August 1, 2021, 7:56 pm
So many quotes about quotes about quotes about quotes. Ad nauseum. Love it.
pickleball
November 11, 2021, 3:01 pm
love your name , Ralph!!
gracefulghost
July 7, 2022, 4:13 pm
Custom ID patch on front on uniform of busty lady Marine: Emerson Biggens

[hrossa]

"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. " -- Zig Ziglar

montyb
May 10, 2012, 12:51 pm
If I fall off a cliff, I will fly no better than a brick would, regardless of how positively I am thinking about flying.

maradnu
January 20, 2013, 11:08 pm
But you will be so much happier when you hit the ground. ;-)

bansaisequoia
March 25, 2013, 3:55 pm
Will positive thinking make me a better cynic?

wvwoman
October 13, 2013, 8:39 am
(you guys give me such good laughs!)

Quizzical
January 23, 2015, 10:16 am
Better cynic. Oxymoron?

darkyr
May 10, 2016, 7:40 am
Positive thinking will make you the very best cynic.. Now, who's ready for some cliff diving?

killdozer
August 16, 2016, 6:37 pm
I would try to be a positive tinker, but I know I would be terrible at it, so why try? The great thing about being a pessimist is that you are never disappointed.

LLapp
November 1, 2016, 7:23 pm
Birthday card I wish I had bought: "Happy birthday to a pessimist. Here's hoping your birthday isn't as bad as it probably will be anyway."

[oddcouple]

"A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place."
— Fontenelle


montyb
June 24, 2012, 12:33 am
I thought he was going to say large and plodding; trampling anything in the way.
tjsrc
December 5, 2013, 9:47 am
With a long nose and sparse hair. As well as able to uproot trees easily.
LLapp
May 7, 2015, 10:23 am
And seven sets of teeth.
kb83
March 30, 2016, 4:05 am
And never forgets? And goes to a "philosopher graveyard"? And says "tusk, tusk"?
BriddlesBob
February 16, 2017, 5:03 pm
and works for peanuts
MamaB
April 17, 2017, 7:25 am
:-)
lertsek
March 12, 2018, 8:40 pm
Cools himself with his ears and uses his nose to bathe.
vintage38
March 21, 2018, 5:16 am
36 seconds
Persephone59
May 27, 2018, 4:22 am
You guys are making me want to go to the zoo. They have a wonderful elephant enclosure here in Portland.
MissKitty
September 24, 2018, 5:07 am
Kilroy 26
kb83
March 21, 2019, 5:38 pm
And sees a lot of gray areas.
bigdave
February 13, 2020, 2:42 pm
Like one of my favorite fictional characters, Stephen Maturin,Fontenelle was a "natural philosopher", so quote refers to scientists.
Elephino
July 4, 2020, 1:03 pm
Y'all remind me of "The Blind Men and the Elephant"
abra
July 28, 2021, 2:11 am
Cracking poor clowns dressed as peanuts.
badbob
November 12, 2021, 5:15 am
i am thinking of the episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show where Chuckles the clown was stomped to death by an elephant because he was dressed like a peanut
montyb
April 9, 2022, 6:51 pm
Persephone, do they have a philosopher enclosure, too?
Eureka
October 11, 2022, 2:34 pm
^You'll find those at most universities.

[LLapp]

"Until three years ago, that was my definition of a celebrity: somebody who gets to ride around in a zamboni." — Justin Bieber

countessofmontecry
November 13, 2011, 12:04 am
That's funny ... mine too!

maradnu
November 15, 2013, 7:58 am
Now he is someone who hires Brazilian prostitutes - and others too, in all likelihood.

momof7
January 12, 2014, 9:27 am
After skating with my boys, we always wait around to watch the zamboni.

abra
July 25, 2015, 9:32 am
My daughter-in-law got to ride on the Zamboni, at a hockey game.

plazz
October 22, 2016, 2:48 am
What's a zamboni for heaven's sake??

Persephone59
April 16, 2017, 8:39 pm
I looked it up... hockey's not a thing here in Portland... and Tanya Harding ruined ice skating... but a Zamboni is a machine for resurfacing ice for rinks so it's smooth.

imsoeasy
November 11, 2018, 5:23 am
That clears that up. A Zamboni is not a Brazilian prostitute.

badbob
October 5, 2019, 3:20 am
tell that to Consuela Zamboni

autumngirl
December 14, 2020, 8:01 pm
I can always count on Bob!

[oddcouple]

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
— Edgar Watson Howe


maradnu
May 21, 2017, 2:44 pm
Howe did he come to that conclusion?
writeon
February 14, 2018, 4:07 pm
This quote is nothing to laugh at.
DrCryptell
June 2, 2018, 10:47 pm
When I'm old I'll cry all day and all night so I won't have any time to laugh.
Persephone59
September 18, 2018, 4:52 pm
DrCryptell, you are going to have one stuffed-up nose.
Wordigo
December 19, 2021, 12:05 pm
This is why, we, as kids, make troubles just for laughs. And then, when we get older and have grandchildren, the troubles catch up with us.
DaddyOmar
July 11, 2022, 6:08 pm
You will remember all the crazy things you did

[oddcouple]

"Never ask a favor of someone until they have had their dinner. "
— Unattributed


montyb
May 1, 2012, 5:50 pm
For good measure, also give them part of yours.
Lily H
August 16, 2013, 9:43 pm
Don't forget to bring the dessert.
puzzler86
April 21, 2014, 4:41 pm
54 seconds
abra
January 4, 2015, 3:50 pm
Are you through? Would you mind just doin' the dishes?
Spenser
February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
"Could you look at this lesion on my butt and tell me if it looks infected?"
BriddlesBob
November 4, 2015, 12:50 am
or until they have a "winner."
darkyr
February 8, 2017, 3:05 am
Doc already said your butt's gonna fall off. Now pass me the gravy.

[hrossa]

"True happiness comes from doing what's right, not just doing what makes you feel good. " — Unattributed

geeko321
August 15, 2013, 6:43 pm
Shouldn't there be a comma between "right" and "not"?

LLapp
November 6, 2014, 4:45 pm
Yes. Error: Please add a comma after "right."

kb83
April 7, 2015, 11:31 am
But wouldn't adding a comma just feel good?

abra
July 17, 2015, 3:54 pm
LOL, kb83.

marnita
November 8, 2015, 12:04 pm
Adding a comma would be doing what's right.

LLapp
February 3, 2019, 12:53 pm
The righteous Baron has added a comma.

imsoeasy
February 12, 2019, 3:56 pm
The Comma Cons got their way.

No2son
March 1, 2019, 10:50 pm
Comma,comma, down doobie do down down!