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  • oddcouple
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    "He who goes to law for a sheep loses his cow. "
    — Proverb

    kat
    March 9, 2009, 3:55 pm
    I hate when that happens.
    bansaisequoia
    November 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
    Don't have a cow, man.
    LiveLoveLaugh
    November 14, 2009, 5:03 pm
    that's why I avoid the law
    bansaisequoia
    January 5, 2010, 9:16 pm
    I fought the law and the law won.
    kat
    May 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
    Still pining for my lost cow...
    bansaisequoia
    June 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
    kat don't have a cow!
    kat
    October 24, 2010, 4:26 pm
    Don't rub it in Bansai! I KNOW I don't have a cow! That's why I'm pining...
    iltquilt
    August 15, 2012, 1:53 am
    cowabunga
    locodad
    November 25, 2013, 12:44 am
    moo
    momof7
    March 10, 2015, 2:59 pm
    That's the cost of a lawyer. They charge by the syllable.
    abra
    September 26, 2015, 3:09 pm
    As the great Harry Caray would have said "Holy Cow!!!!".
    SippyGurl
    October 16, 2015, 4:56 am
    so mooving
    LLapp
    January 9, 2016, 10:15 am
    Kat's cow is a moo point. I wouldn't lose any sheep over it.
    debzhaus
    March 22, 2016, 5:33 pm
    It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.
    Barnabas
    May 30, 2016, 2:39 am
    And sometimes he loses his ass, too.
    Persephone59
    August 27, 2017, 11:16 pm
    I love sheep and cows equally. Moussaka one night, hamburgers another.
    Persephone59
    January 11, 2019, 9:42 pm
    Tonight was moussaka. :-D
    mmfs83
    February 18, 2019, 2:08 am
    I sure didn't think I'd get this one. I'm not too familiar with sheep or cows.
    momn8r
    February 11, 2020, 5:47 pm
    Udderly ridiculous!
    DrCryptell
    April 5, 2020, 6:05 am
    I went to law for broccoli. Law issued a citation for missing a headlight and I wound up losing my mashed potatoes. I yam so sorry for this nonsense.
    Synonymous
    May 11, 2020, 5:22 pm
    I'm with momn8r!!
    badbob
    October 4, 2020, 1:04 pm
    i knew a korean guy named Ho Lee Kao
    kb83
    January 18, 2021, 2:40 pm
    And if you do lose a cow over a sheep, don't ruminate over it.
    jbb33054
    October 31, 2021, 10:20 am
    119

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  • LLapp
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    "Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung." — William Morris

    LLapp
    August 31, 2016, 9:15 pm
    I was here.

    abra
    December 27, 2016, 6:47 pm
    Me too.

    imsoeasy
    July 31, 2020, 3:40 pm
    I wasn't here and you didn't see me.

    LillyLilly
    December 8, 2020, 3:40 pm
    What do I get for vouching for ya, imsoeasy?

    Wordigo
    August 15, 2021, 7:22 pm
    Two strands. DNA is a molecule composed of two polynucleotide chains that coil around each other to form a double helix carrying genetic instructions in all organisms.

    LLapp
    October 13, 2021, 4:43 am
    Speaking of DNA, William Morris, who was made from the stuff, was a British poet, artist and textile designer who is now most famous (to me, anyway) for his prolific and beautiful contributions to the British Arts and Crafts movement. Google "William Morris wallpaper" and you'll see some very familiar old patterns.

    imsoeasy
    August 4, 2022, 1:47 am
    Lillly, how about you get a 15% cut on the jewels I lifted from Morris while he was hanging wallpaper?


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  • montyb
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    "The less their ability, the more their conceit."
    — Ahad HaAm

    montyb
    May 18, 2014, 4:17 am
    Absolutely perfect people, like myself, wood dispute this.

    ericthirdrow
    October 31, 2014, 5:30 am
    Perfect people would use the word would. As wood ironic people.

    LLapp
    December 22, 2014, 4:22 pm
    Perfect golfers use both wood and irony.

    puzzleme
    June 11, 2015, 9:06 pm
    Good one, LLapp!

    Persephone59
    January 15, 2017, 5:20 pm
    Wow, 'forfeit' worked as well as 'conceit' in this.

    vintage38
    February 11, 2018, 5:43 am
    20 seconds

    lertsek
    March 13, 2018, 1:02 pm
    see Trump

    Eureka
    November 24, 2018, 12:22 pm
    Good one, montyb!

    Capy
    August 14, 2019, 8:49 am
    Comments good especially Llapp

    FrostySusi
    January 15, 2020, 5:06 pm
    My highlight of solving a cryptogram is getting the read the comments.

    didit
    January 4, 2021, 9:19 am
    I'm waiting for montyb's response to Llapp.

    hrossa
    September 18, 2021, 10:01 am
    I wonder to whom he was referring? Anyone know?

    maradnu
    October 7, 2021, 10:43 pm
    He can't use irony, since his iron is broken

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  • mistyswiss
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    "The historian has been the hearth at which the soul of the country has been kept alive."
    — John Morley

    jnoodles
    September 19, 2016, 12:56 pm
    History is written by historians. Victors be damned!

    badbob
    February 12, 2019, 2:45 am
    victory is written by victorians

    montyb
    February 7, 2020, 4:52 pm
    Who is this Victoria, Badbob, and why are her minions meddling with history?

    glassguy
    May 7, 2020, 3:34 pm
    That, montyb, is Victoria's Secret.

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  • oddcouple
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    "By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent."
    — Ralph Waldo Emerson


    oddcouple
    December 7, 2014, 10:46 am
    I love quotes about quotes.
    Spenser
    January 16, 2015, 5:51 am
    oddcouple just coined a quote about quotes about quotes.
    abra
    August 21, 2015, 2:18 pm
    Spenser just coined a quote, about oddcouple coining a quote, about quotes.
    marnita
    May 26, 2016, 7:29 am
    Quoting quoted quotes about quotes - this could get ridiculous.
    marnita
    July 20, 2016, 5:14 am
    Just ask Melania Trump.
    vintage38
    April 16, 2018, 7:36 am
    54 seconds
    BriddlesBob
    November 30, 2019, 2:04 am
    quoath the raven,nevermore
    imported_bees
    September 10, 2020, 8:57 pm
    I had MY not BY. retryx3
    blueladyblue
    August 1, 2021, 7:56 pm
    So many quotes about quotes about quotes about quotes. Ad nauseum. Love it.
    pickleball
    November 11, 2021, 3:01 pm
    love your name , Ralph!!
    gracefulghost
    July 7, 2022, 4:13 pm
    Custom ID patch on front on uniform of busty lady Marine: Emerson Biggens

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  • hrossa
    replied
    "Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. " -- Zig Ziglar

    montyb
    May 10, 2012, 12:51 pm
    If I fall off a cliff, I will fly no better than a brick would, regardless of how positively I am thinking about flying.

    maradnu
    January 20, 2013, 11:08 pm
    But you will be so much happier when you hit the ground. ;-)

    bansaisequoia
    March 25, 2013, 3:55 pm
    Will positive thinking make me a better cynic?

    wvwoman
    October 13, 2013, 8:39 am
    (you guys give me such good laughs!)

    Quizzical
    January 23, 2015, 10:16 am
    Better cynic. Oxymoron?

    darkyr
    May 10, 2016, 7:40 am
    Positive thinking will make you the very best cynic.. Now, who's ready for some cliff diving?

    killdozer
    August 16, 2016, 6:37 pm
    I would try to be a positive tinker, but I know I would be terrible at it, so why try? The great thing about being a pessimist is that you are never disappointed.

    LLapp
    November 1, 2016, 7:23 pm
    Birthday card I wish I had bought: "Happy birthday to a pessimist. Here's hoping your birthday isn't as bad as it probably will be anyway."

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  • oddcouple
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    "A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place."
    — Fontenelle


    montyb
    June 24, 2012, 12:33 am
    I thought he was going to say large and plodding; trampling anything in the way.
    tjsrc
    December 5, 2013, 9:47 am
    With a long nose and sparse hair. As well as able to uproot trees easily.
    LLapp
    May 7, 2015, 10:23 am
    And seven sets of teeth.
    kb83
    March 30, 2016, 4:05 am
    And never forgets? And goes to a "philosopher graveyard"? And says "tusk, tusk"?
    BriddlesBob
    February 16, 2017, 5:03 pm
    and works for peanuts
    MamaB
    April 17, 2017, 7:25 am
    :-)
    lertsek
    March 12, 2018, 8:40 pm
    Cools himself with his ears and uses his nose to bathe.
    vintage38
    March 21, 2018, 5:16 am
    36 seconds
    Persephone59
    May 27, 2018, 4:22 am
    You guys are making me want to go to the zoo. They have a wonderful elephant enclosure here in Portland.
    MissKitty
    September 24, 2018, 5:07 am
    Kilroy 26
    kb83
    March 21, 2019, 5:38 pm
    And sees a lot of gray areas.
    bigdave
    February 13, 2020, 2:42 pm
    Like one of my favorite fictional characters, Stephen Maturin,Fontenelle was a "natural philosopher", so quote refers to scientists.
    Elephino
    July 4, 2020, 1:03 pm
    Y'all remind me of "The Blind Men and the Elephant"
    abra
    July 28, 2021, 2:11 am
    Cracking poor clowns dressed as peanuts.
    badbob
    November 12, 2021, 5:15 am
    i am thinking of the episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show where Chuckles the clown was stomped to death by an elephant because he was dressed like a peanut
    montyb
    April 9, 2022, 6:51 pm
    Persephone, do they have a philosopher enclosure, too?
    Eureka
    October 11, 2022, 2:34 pm
    ^You'll find those at most universities.

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  • LLapp
    replied
    "Until three years ago, that was my definition of a celebrity: somebody who gets to ride around in a zamboni." — Justin Bieber

    countessofmontecry
    November 13, 2011, 12:04 am
    That's funny ... mine too!

    maradnu
    November 15, 2013, 7:58 am
    Now he is someone who hires Brazilian prostitutes - and others too, in all likelihood.

    momof7
    January 12, 2014, 9:27 am
    After skating with my boys, we always wait around to watch the zamboni.

    abra
    July 25, 2015, 9:32 am
    My daughter-in-law got to ride on the Zamboni, at a hockey game.

    plazz
    October 22, 2016, 2:48 am
    What's a zamboni for heaven's sake??

    Persephone59
    April 16, 2017, 8:39 pm
    I looked it up... hockey's not a thing here in Portland... and Tanya Harding ruined ice skating... but a Zamboni is a machine for resurfacing ice for rinks so it's smooth.

    imsoeasy
    November 11, 2018, 5:23 am
    That clears that up. A Zamboni is not a Brazilian prostitute.

    badbob
    October 5, 2019, 3:20 am
    tell that to Consuela Zamboni

    autumngirl
    December 14, 2020, 8:01 pm
    I can always count on Bob!

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  • oddcouple
    replied
    "If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
    — Edgar Watson Howe


    maradnu
    May 21, 2017, 2:44 pm
    Howe did he come to that conclusion?
    writeon
    February 14, 2018, 4:07 pm
    This quote is nothing to laugh at.
    DrCryptell
    June 2, 2018, 10:47 pm
    When I'm old I'll cry all day and all night so I won't have any time to laugh.
    Persephone59
    September 18, 2018, 4:52 pm
    DrCryptell, you are going to have one stuffed-up nose.
    Wordigo
    December 19, 2021, 12:05 pm
    This is why, we, as kids, make troubles just for laughs. And then, when we get older and have grandchildren, the troubles catch up with us.
    DaddyOmar
    July 11, 2022, 6:08 pm
    You will remember all the crazy things you did

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  • oddcouple
    replied
    "Never ask a favor of someone until they have had their dinner. "
    — Unattributed


    montyb
    May 1, 2012, 5:50 pm
    For good measure, also give them part of yours.
    Lily H
    August 16, 2013, 9:43 pm
    Don't forget to bring the dessert.
    puzzler86
    April 21, 2014, 4:41 pm
    54 seconds
    abra
    January 4, 2015, 3:50 pm
    Are you through? Would you mind just doin' the dishes?
    Spenser
    February 5, 2015, 6:19 am
    "Could you look at this lesion on my butt and tell me if it looks infected?"
    BriddlesBob
    November 4, 2015, 12:50 am
    or until they have a "winner."
    darkyr
    February 8, 2017, 3:05 am
    Doc already said your butt's gonna fall off. Now pass me the gravy.

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  • hrossa
    replied
    "True happiness comes from doing what's right, not just doing what makes you feel good. " — Unattributed

    geeko321
    August 15, 2013, 6:43 pm
    Shouldn't there be a comma between "right" and "not"?

    LLapp
    November 6, 2014, 4:45 pm
    Yes. Error: Please add a comma after "right."

    kb83
    April 7, 2015, 11:31 am
    But wouldn't adding a comma just feel good?

    abra
    July 17, 2015, 3:54 pm
    LOL, kb83.

    marnita
    November 8, 2015, 12:04 pm
    Adding a comma would be doing what's right.

    LLapp
    February 3, 2019, 12:53 pm
    The righteous Baron has added a comma.

    imsoeasy
    February 12, 2019, 3:56 pm
    The Comma Cons got their way.

    No2son
    March 1, 2019, 10:50 pm
    Comma,comma, down doobie do down down!

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  • LLapp
    replied
    "Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month." — Wernher von Braun

    wvwoman
    January 17, 2013, 6:47 am
    what?

    WRQ9
    August 14, 2013, 11:26 pm
    Getting nine women pregnant before you crash requires a concentrated effort, at some point it may help to let the first baby drive.

    abra
    July 14, 2014, 1:19 pm
    I don't understand, AT ALL.

    abra
    April 6, 2016, 2:03 pm
    On second thought, WRQ9's comment is hilarious. I think.

    abra
    June 13, 2016, 2:32 pm
    On third thought too. Very funny, WRQ9.

    Highpoint
    December 31, 2016, 5:51 pm
    It's kind of like saying that if it takes a car an hour to get somewhere, then two cars could get there in 30 minutes.

    maradnu
    November 4, 2017, 2:30 pm
    I think he meant that with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby IN a month.

    highbrow
    November 17, 2017, 4:32 am
    If you get nine women pregnant at once I guarantee you the fun part is over.

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  • oddcouple
    replied
    Astrologers are agreed that the squiggles called a horoscope contain some sort of message to be decoded."
    — Dennis Elwell

    WRQ9
    March 20, 2012, 12:35 am
    Trending, if you ain't doin' it you ain't modern!
    mikehallbackhoe
    August 1, 2014, 4:12 am
    squiggles took me awhile
    LLapp
    February 26, 2015, 4:00 pm
    Very weird quote.
    mtvoyager
    March 17, 2015, 9:50 am
    49 seconds.
    oddcouple
    November 5, 2016, 7:17 pm
    No wonder Elwell made such a stupid comment. He was a British astrologer. Need we say more?
    SippyGurl
    February 10, 2017, 9:45 am
    oh, i thought it was a funny
    ruxpin66
    May 14, 2018, 2:00 pm
    I kind of thought it was funny until I read oddcouple's comment that Elwell was, himself, an astrologer.
    Eureka
    November 27, 2018, 11:24 am
    "Squiggles" sounds very scientific.
    maradnu
    August 8, 2019, 11:14 pm
    Astrology is about as scientific as squiggles
    abra
    August 13, 2019, 2:50 am
    In my quote the code for that was abra. I think that's the first time that's happened in 10 years.
    Deanna48
    August 23, 2019, 6:27 pm
    ^awesome!!
    imported_bees
    January 18, 2020, 8:54 pm
    It was meant to be Abra Written in the code of the universe.
    Wordigo
    August 8, 2021, 11:38 am
    Squinting at squiggles helps read the horoscope.
    jukk888
    January 22, 2022, 2:07 am
    "Squiggles" slowed me down.
    maradnu
    October 8, 2022, 11:58 pm
    The squiggles say 'if you believe this nonsense, you're a schmuck'.

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  • oddcouple
    replied
    "There is no 'I' in TEAM, But there is an I in Win "
    — Unattributed


    kat
    March 22, 2009, 5:12 pm
    There's no "I" in TEAM, but there IS a "me".
    tabbyclaw
    April 13, 2011, 5:59 am
    If there is no 'I' in team, and there is no 'U' in team, then just who is on this team?
    kb77
    September 9, 2011, 5:02 pm
    meat. thats who (what). when i heard this quote it was "but there is an i in victory.
    dominicclust
    May 30, 2012, 3:36 pm
    There is no "I" in TEAM, but who cares? Athletes don't need to know how to spell.
    WRQ9
    November 23, 2012, 6:14 pm
    There's a "U" in turn, but you will be left alone.
    Lurker
    August 7, 2013, 6:56 pm
    And if you turn back "time", you get "emit".
    kb83
    August 12, 2015, 7:06 am
    There is "ME" in "TEAM".
    skeeter
    August 26, 2015, 3:18 pm
    tabbyclaw, you made me laugh out loud.
    BriddlesBob
    December 1, 2015, 5:22 am
    But there is an "I" in Gipper!
    YorkiesRule
    February 8, 2017, 2:44 am
    Hey, I reached my personal record in almost 3 years of cryptograms - 12 seconds!
    skeeter
    March 23, 2017, 7:20 am
    Tabby, I'm still laughing.
    skeeter
    April 20, 2017, 6:13 am
    9 seconds and still nowhere near nanrich.
    viktoria
    May 26, 2018, 5:35 am
    But there is an "I" in bite me.
    Persephone59
    April 25, 2019, 2:15 am
    Thank you, Viktoria. Enough of this team talk.
    abra
    December 29, 2019, 2:40 am
    LOL, viktoria! Fly the W!!
    bigdave
    August 4, 2020, 2:32 pm
    Who's on first, tabby?
    darkyr
    October 4, 2022, 2:46 pm
    I guess we are all better off being part of a unit.

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  • oddcouple
    replied
    "Censor: a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business."
    — Bennett Alfred Cerf


    Lurker
    January 5, 2011, 10:14 pm
    Perhaps there should be a colon after Censor?
    matarisa
    May 3, 2011, 12:52 am
    Yes.
    justplayin
    July 29, 2011, 11:19 pm
    Yes,
    gryhnd51
    November 25, 2011, 2:24 am
    "censor" the VERB means to remove, suppress, delete, to express disapproval of. In this quote, it is NOT being used as a noun, in which case a colon would be required.
    momof7
    March 10, 2013, 7:13 am
    It makes sense either way. The lack of a colon here makes censor a verb. With a colon it would be a definition of the noun 'censor'. I think it makes more sense as a noun, but that's not the way it's given here.
    kb83
    November 14, 2014, 2:48 am
    I vote for noun and a colon.
    maradnu
    January 29, 2015, 12:19 pm
    Having a colon is handy. I'd hate to be without one.
    montyb
    June 19, 2015, 4:23 am
    Some censors are intimately acquainted with their own colons.
    Roxanne
    December 31, 2015, 4:01 am
    I bet censor is a noun and the colon is missing. It sounds like Bennett Cerf's style that way, and I doubt he would have urged censoring someone, since he won a big court case against censorship (of James Joyce's Ulysses).
    LLapp
    May 23, 2016, 2:53 pm
    ERROR: Please add a colon after "Censor" per the original quote. To verify: (link)
    ruxpin66
    November 27, 2016, 7:59 pm
    Yes, a colon would be great. I'm tired of looking at the inside of the one I've got.
    kb83
    November 30, 2016, 7:44 am
    Okay, admin. A group colonoscopy has determined that the patient needs a colon transplant.
    SippyGurl
    December 24, 2016, 6:54 am
    oh, is this how snoop dog got his name?
    thedarylscrew
    February 8, 2017, 11:34 am
    Is "snoophound" a word?
    Andy451
    May 9, 2017, 7:59 am
    And thank god for censors people! Can you imagine what kind of stuff Shakespeare would have written if he hadn't had to get all his work approved by the bishop of London? And wouldn't this country be a better place if those yahoos at SNL, The Daly Show, The Colbert Report, and The Bill Maher Show were all permanently silenced? If we just watched Fox News like the president says, almost all our problems would go away. This country would be magically transformed to how it was in the 1860s when there were no government regulations, and polluting the environment and slavery were both 100% legal. If you'd only listen, really listen to Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Donald Tweeter, Ryan somebody, and Whitey Spence, the American Dream would be suddenly realized across the globe, even in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, and Egypt and those other countries the commander-in-chief wants to put under a travel ban. I know some of you skeptics out there will protest and say can censorship alone make our country great again, and build a paradise on earth? You betcha folks! Censorship surely did the job in North Korea. Who wouldn't want to live there? Censorship can do the same job in this country if we are only open-minded enough to give it a chance. All we are saying, is give censorship a chance!
    Fudi
    December 8, 2019, 12:21 am
    All of you have such great censors of humor!
    ernests
    April 7, 2020, 4:32 am
    This Cerf guy is no Ambrose Bierce.
    Wordigo
    September 16, 2020, 3:57 pm
    Colon censor treatment is colonectomy. If he is lucky, it may leave the censor with a semicolon, otherwise, with a period.

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