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  • Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. "
    — Groucho Marx


    JJ20paws
    December 31, 2015, 10:28 am
    When did you grow the 'stache?
    maradnu
    April 5, 2017, 2:20 pm
    He was born with it
    lertsek
    June 29, 2018, 6:12 pm
    It could be said that cavemen were born at a very early age.
    Persephone59
    April 8, 2019, 8:39 pm
    I hadn't seen this one before. Nice chuckle.
    badbob
    June 22, 2019, 7:07 am
    his best quote IMHO is "i would never join an organization that would accept me as a member"

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    • "Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. "
      — Josh Billings

      PianoManGidley
      February 17, 2011, 11:53 am
      Kill the silence. SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!
      saipanwriter
      September 15, 2014, 1:24 am
      Used by passive aggressive individuals...
      QuexUl
      November 14, 2014, 1:30 pm
      .......
      LLapp
      April 18, 2015, 2:34 pm
      I always think very loud dish-washing is an excellent rebuttal.
      universalmom
      May 25, 2015, 3:54 pm
      LLapp, that's a great idea
      abra
      July 13, 2015, 10:38 am
      I am sometimes accused of loud dish washing or emptying of the dishwasher, When I am innocent of the crime.
      LLapp
      May 28, 2016, 7:06 pm
      Omigosh, there's a community of loud dish-washing! How reassuring.
      Wordigo
      May 22, 2020, 11:52 am
      Careful. Loud dishwashing can turn into dish crashing and eventually into dish trashing.
      hrossa
      April 10, 2021, 10:33 pm
      Loud dishwashing is not all that informative. Unless the message is, I'm washing dishes and you're not!
      LLapp
      July 2, 2021, 4:30 am
      Actually, that often IS the message.

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      • "Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."
        — Unattributed


        fishbum
        November 4, 2013, 8:36 am
        Heh-heh.
        abra
        September 5, 2015, 12:04 pm
        Nah.
        ronasid
        September 22, 2015, 1:09 pm
        Scouse: Someone who'll never let you walk alone
        marnita
        September 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
        I definitely have had a lot less trouble since I took up with my spouse.
        Highpoint
        December 27, 2015, 7:07 pm
        Marnita, same with me. I've had a lot less trouble since you took up with your spouse.
        abra
        August 7, 2016, 2:54 pm
        I was just saying the other day, that it was a real turning point in my life, when marnita took up with her spouse.
        kb83
        July 26, 2018, 6:38 am
        Sounds like Ambrose Bierce.
        jbb33054
        December 23, 2018, 12:46 pm
        83
        djgoossen
        May 15, 2020, 12:37 pm
        I've always had troubles after acquiring a spouse. Probably because it's always someone else's spouse.
        318WOZ
        February 27, 2021, 8:23 am
        Funny coincidence. I was just addressing the general assembly the other day, and the topic was troubles I no longer have after Marnita took up with her spouse.
        hrossa
        April 24, 2021, 3:16 pm
        I'm thankful for Marnita's spouse, myself.
        blueladyblue
        August 17, 2021, 8:12 pm
        Let's all hope marnita doesn't take down her spouse.
        gryhnd51
        December 19, 2021, 3:28 am
        Marnita, I love your spouse ALMOST as much as I love mine! You folks are just too funny sometimes...

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