Classic Comments on the Quote

[Synonymous]

abra, I don't think it will help him at this point. We can start a Go Fund Me page to have his casket moved from Argentina to Italy. He was born in Conflenti, Italy.

[Eureka]

(In case LLapp does not get back to this puzzle)

"I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me."
— Justin Bieber

LLapp
January 4, 2019, 2:16 pm
I would like a trophy for not saying something political here. Thank you.

Roxanne
February 24, 2019, 10:59 am
And now, folks, it's time for a special award. LLapp, please come up to the podium, if you would. Is she in the audience? I don't see her. Oh, there she is! Yes, I see her in the back, she's making her way down the aisle now. Folks, for those of you who are listening at home, I'm sorry you can't see this scene before me. There's abra blowing LLapp a kiss, and montyb giving a jaunty salute in her direction as LLapp comes toward the stage. And here she is, shaking hands with maradnu and gryhnd51 as she comes forward. Please, folks, please, let's have a little quiet here, let's settle down ... shh, shh.... LLapp, on behalf of the Cryptograms Commentators Committee of the Smartass Solvers Society, may I present you with this Trophy for Not Saying Something Political. Folks, listen to that cheering. Cameras are flashing and confetti is raining down -- wait, it's not ordinary confetti, it's thousands of Oxford commas in the air around LLapp as she holds the trophy high. What athleticism! That trophy's gotta weigh 35 pounds there, and she hoists it in one hand like it's nothing. Wow, her cross-training with, I'm told, Fowler's Modern English Usage and the Chicago Manual of Style, 17th edition, has really paid off! Amazing!

abra
October 12, 2019, 3:20 am
So funny, Roxanne.

montyb
February 8, 2020, 4:49 pm
Woo hoo! I’m a member of the CCCSSS! Well done LLapp and Roxanne.

munchlet
June 27, 2020, 5:18 pm
Gotta love those Oxford commas.

[Eureka]

And if Roxanne ever publishes a book, I'm buying it sight unseen.

[LLapp]

Eureka, thank you for posting this one! No, I never did get back to that quote.
Gosh, I'm so humbled . . . . and I can't find the speech I wrote . . . . and I don't have my reading glasses . . .
And I'll take a copy of Munchlet's book too. This is wonderful.

[LLapp]

Another spontaneous limerick from kb83. I added limerick line breaks.
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"What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are." — Francois de la Rochefoucauld

puzzleme
June 24, 2013, 2:42 am
If they outwit us, they ARE cleverer than we are.

YorkiesRule
September 29, 2014, 12:31 am
My dog outwits me all the time, but I'm not bitter - I know she's cleverer than I am

Hash
December 7, 2014, 5:14 am
Yikes, Puzzleme! You are too clever to be outwitted!

wordfairy
June 3, 2015, 3:08 am
Priceless! Once again, the comments are better than the quote.

abra
December 16, 2016, 2:33 pm
Well, yeah!

LLapp
April 10, 2017, 4:27 pm
No wonder Francois is so bitter against us.

Capy
June 8, 2017, 9:18 pm
I was taught 'more clever' not 'cleverer'

kb83
June 14, 2017, 3:04 am
When climbing up Mount Everest,
Climb only with the cleverest
Who've gone before,
Ten times or more,
But never with the neverest.

[Eureka]

"Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it."
— Karol Newlin

LLapp
December 17, 2015, 11:29 am
Everything / population / popularity -- I wonder how many other words fit that letter pattern.

kb83
March 11, 2016, 8:35 am
thanks, LLapp, I had the same crypto-question. I automatically filled in 'everything' only to be horrified by how the quote was filling in.

mmfs83
January 21, 2017, 6:21 am
I did the same thing...everything/population etc. But I feel good knowing that I'm with the "smarts" crowd.

kb83
May 24, 2018, 10:54 am
Well, I guess we've learned that popularity isn't everything!

LLapp
October 22, 2018, 1:37 pm
HAHA!

[Toeprint]

"Conversation is the slowest form of human communication."
— Unattributed

bansaisequoia
May 30, 2012, 7:48 pm
I think semaphore, smoke signals and Pictionary are probably a little slower.
blueladyblue
July 17, 2019, 6:29 pm
I prefer mental telepathy myself.
kahvecowgirl
August 19, 2019, 3:03 pm
Really? What about leaving comments on a thread that you only get back to randomly--maybe in year or so, or maybe never--to find out how people responded to what you said?
abra
November 14, 2019, 5:47 pm
kahvecowgirl is definitely the winner. When I first came to this site, it always made me think of putting a message in a bottle.

[Toeprint]

"Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd."
— I Ching

blueladyblue
December 24, 2019, 4:46 pm

I think I Ching has a wealthy sibling named Kuh Ching. And an overbearing mom named Wa Ching. A flea-ridden dog named It Ching? How about a knighted ancestor explorer named Sir Ching. His beautiful wife is Feh Ching, and his talented artist sister is Skeh Ching. And don't forget his fisherman dad, Kaa Ching.

[Toeprint]

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
— Gilbert Chesterton

Vienna
September 3, 2015, 7:05 pm
I doubt I can solve many of these as fast as bansaisequoia but I know I can't type as fast
abra
March 18, 2016, 10:19 am
There are only a few who can, Vienna.
Andy451
January 5, 2017, 9:49 am
Who cares if you solve the puzzles quickly or not? Isn't the secret prize being illuminated by a great quote? If a cryptogram is a box of Cracker Jacks, the caramel coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize here are the quote itself, and your written response to it. What if the quote you got today was so great, you changed your mind, that changed your life, and you changed the world for the better, forever? Wouldn't that be better than beating bansaisequoia by two shakes of a rabbit's tail?

[Toeprint]

"In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek. "
— Proverb

chopstix
December 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
and occasionally that cheek is not found on the face.

[Queethebean]

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end."

— Benjamin Disraeli


vintage38
May 17, 2018, 6:25 am
28 seconds


kahvecowgirl
August 3, 2019, 12:25 pm
Usually last a little longer than that.

[oddcouple]

To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him."
— Daniel Considine

JenDiaz72
October 3, 2014, 7:06 am
Eating... I can make a wonderful dinner and my man wil do anything for me...
abra
August 13, 2015, 8:27 am
Cookies. Around here homemade cookies are worth their weight in gold.
SippyGurl
December 7, 2016, 2:04 am
blondies are easier than cookies
Jalapenoman
October 14, 2017, 2:16 am
Not ALL blondes are easy.... some require a big paycheck first!
letfreedomring
November 5, 2017, 6:01 am
^I believe blondies is a kind of brownie but your comment says a lot about you.
rasbury
August 17, 2020, 11:52 pm
Sounds like a quote from a cannibal cookbook.

[oddcouple]

"The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds."
— Martin H. Fischer


wvwoman
April 11, 2014, 5:07 am
seconds?
LLapp
September 4, 2014, 6:35 pm
57 of them - slightly below average.
Highpoint
September 3, 2015, 8:11 pm
No idea what that quote means.
BriddlesBob
December 1, 2015, 2:54 am
It means when you sit down at a good meal, it is very hard to resist taking "seconds." (lol)
SwampySox
August 9, 2016, 6:34 am
Buuurrrrp!
universalmom
September 2, 2016, 9:32 am
Or maybe being second rather than first?
kb83
January 24, 2017, 11:52 am
Or it could be "seconds" of motions, and that creates an inertia of approving a motion? This quote can mean anything you want it to.
darkyr
April 19, 2017, 10:27 am
Food seconds is probably what he meant, I think.
Andy451
May 9, 2017, 3:33 pm
Nice pun!
fishbum
August 3, 2017, 11:06 am
Perhaps if you have gained a 'perfectly good' second place you don't want to try so hard for something better.
lertsek
March 26, 2018, 11:04 pm
Being a doctor, maybe he was talking about perfectly good second opinions.
zenith
May 1, 2018, 3:33 am
Really hard to know what this is supposed to mean - second helping of a meal seems to fit but doesn't seem to relate to inertia (well, i guess you stay at the table, but you're eating so you're not inert). How about if he meant seconds as a unit of time? So when i'm enjoying perfectly good seconds doing something like, i dunno, say Cryptograms for example, it leads to inertia with respect to my work. Oh crap! I have a report due - gotta go!
Roxanne
June 19, 2018, 7:45 am
You just start eating and keep on eating and eating and eating, not getting up from the table. That's culinary inertia as distinct from the physics definition of inertia.
tgreen517
July 15, 2018, 5:01 pm
Yeah. I don't think so.
Altoid701
February 7, 2019, 6:27 am
Wow, Andy, I'm shocked your comment was only two words long!
mistyswiss
February 7, 2020, 3:17 pm
He overcame his usual inertia!

[oddcouple]

"Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform."
— Bertrand Russell


abra
September 26, 2015, 3:26 pm
At the last second, I changed WORD to WORK, bad move.
darkyr
July 25, 2016, 6:58 am
At the last second, I clicked submit to solve the cryptogram.
LLapp
September 28, 2016, 6:35 pm
This is the way the cryptogram ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
obsessedreader8
October 9, 2016, 3:33 am
Almost all letters were used at least once.
Persephone59
August 25, 2017, 10:29 pm
'... to which not only the actual worm, but every possible worm, must conform'
LLapp
May 2, 2018, 9:06 pm
^Way better than Bertrand's version!
zenith
July 22, 2018, 3:25 am
Most worms are conformists, but there's those few radical individuals....
MadDoctor
December 5, 2018, 12:35 am
I had "work" then changed it to "word". At the last moment, I realized it should be "work", but the signal had already left my brain and I couldn't stop submitting. Huh.
abra
June 3, 2019, 2:45 am
Now the red letters would have prevented my mistake.
pickleball
August 13, 2019, 12:10 am
i always have too many red letters
mohamm1
November 7, 2019, 5:28 am
Word! Words in math??? The crypto ended with a whimper for me.... "I solved the crypto for THIS cryptic message about may???"

[oddcouple]

"You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself."
— Beryl Markham

fishbum
March 31, 2011, 6:12 pm
Plato had something to say about the "unexamined life".
JenDiaz72
January 16, 2015, 12:40 pm
You may discover more about yourself by learning about others.
LLapp
April 24, 2015, 1:56 pm
No fun gossiping about yourself.
balderdash
September 28, 2017, 10:17 am
Self-knowledge is an iffy proposition, I'm a-Freud.
susanith
December 7, 2017, 8:50 pm
For myself, I have spent a lot of my life in 'introspection' -- and then used my self-knowledge to grow in my understanding of others. [Tehee, balderdash]
rnodding
December 30, 2018, 6:16 am
"The unexamined life is not worth living" was attributed to Socrates by Plato.
montyb
October 31, 2019, 11:14 am
I tried gossiping about myself, but I had already heard everything before.
Nannienettie
March 20, 2020, 4:48 pm
Good one montyb